found this guy during a game of Risk. thought he was a pretty ok dude. we got along and quickly became best friends. after some tough times we broke apart.
but his charm and wit won me back.

we finnaly decided to meet up. i invited him to my house. big mistake

he came in and without a second glance tore off my trousers. i told him to stop but he insisted. after some action down below i told him to leave. i unfriended him 2 days after.
dont trust this guy.
if you do you wont be able to sit down for 3 days.