+rep, jk

-rep, we're getting old, aren't we?

+rep, has a cool name

I've spent 12 years learning how to read, and I still can't read. That's depressing.

don't you dare spill salt into this convo you ♥♥♥♥. Gimme my $8.23

a delicious drink.... truly delicious.

what in the ♥♥♥♥ is a nitro cold brew? what ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chinese language are ya speaking?

i will buy you two nitro cold brews, which probably costs more than that tbh. you're getting an excellent value. be appreciative

All I ask for is $7.97 (which has increased to $8.21 btw) and the only thing you can give me is a visit once in a blue moon? Huh, you really must be my dad.

I don't owe you ♥♥♥♥ 😤😤😤 apart from logging on only once every two years

Hey, real talk, you owe me $7.23.
I've been waiting on this cash for 8 years pops, so you've accumulated $0.74 of interest.
I'm expecting my 7.97 real soon, or else you bout to get the hands brother.

Hey stinky gay, you owe me 5 bucks ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
-Send credit card #
-Expiration date
-Security code on the back
so I can get my 5 bucks. Pls and thank you

Last Saturday I forgot how to speak the English Languange, so that's fine.

Bruh, I just ate a brownie... I regret so much.

I have evolved into the ultimate slav, devolving to Vodka and Squating every night.

Just spoke on the phone to a deaf woman, It was an infuriating task as you can obviously guess.

--rep stinky pole who keeps harassing me about payments i totally did not make. gayboi

some chick just let me nut in her mouth and she spat in my face, am I cool yet?

Just bought a new car, so If you ever need to die to vehicular manslaughter, you know whom to call

Where may I find the big titty goth girls online?!?!?! GOOGLE?!?!?!?!

Father, I understand life is hard without mom, but that doesnt mean you have to bully me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Merry Christmas papa Gino. Please change your name, it ain't spooktober and you're embarrassing me and my

With love and care
The son who never loved you.

I'm addicted to crack

Discostan

No one cares above your stinky slave spaghetolli ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Go get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by another country ya ♥♥♥♥.

Pieróg* you ignorant cuck. You are a disgrace.

I'm high as ♥♥♥♥ dad, beat me with a Perogi you stinky Slav

Tortolini* you ignorant cuck. You are a disgrace.

you already are a torolini. shut up.

Break both my legs and call me a tortolini.

Ew, are you one of them North Koreans. How the hell you got internet over there.

Wait, why do you have Miss at the front of your name? We know you aren't a woman, merely a 5 year old boy. Stop deceiving the mass.

I DONT SEE ANYTHING, LIES, DECEIT.

too late

I apologize papa over my drug fueled rampage a few nights back, please don't beat me

squirt i will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ expose you tomorrow.

My dad told me to stand up to bullies like you. So…
Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself, you stinky gay.

:(

listen ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if you want yo cheapass weave from dollar general still intact by tomorrow, I advise you to bounce

"Beautiful"
I think you mean stinky, son.

don't hate me 'cus i'm beautiful

Ew, you are a stinky gay

Yes, all over your salad madam. Keep your "Daddy" stuff out of the server. Good day.

Really? Right in front of my salad?

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fight me ♥♥♥♥♥

I don't have to deal with this constant cyber bullying. My dad works at microsoft!

Happy Birthday Dad! Please Come back from the Liquor Store :C

I'll fight you for saying that