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(Hogfather)
😲
Stewie: Mother, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Your life, on the other hand, is like this box of ACTIVE GRENADES!
Lois: [oblivious] Oh, you want you toy back. Here yo go. [Gives Stewie his Ray-Gun toy]
Stewie: Yes... well... VICTORY IS MINE! [he runs off - the sound of the grenades exploding is heard]
Stewie: BLAST!
😶
Speak roughly to your little VAX,
And boot it when it crashes;
It knows that one cannot relax
Because the paging thrashes!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
I speak severely to my VAX,
And boot it when it crashes;
In spite of all my favorite hacks
My jobs it always thrashes!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
😴
I'll give you my opinion of the human race in a nutshell ... their heart's
in the right place, but their head is a thoroughly ineffic