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Jeff
United Kingdom (Great Britain)
I am mystically and scientifically convinced that I am possessed by a spirit from Arthurian mythological pre-history.

Purity is possible if you turn your life into a line of poetry written with a splash of blood.

I could be abusive.
I am mystically and scientifically convinced that I am possessed by a spirit from Arthurian mythological pre-history.

Purity is possible if you turn your life into a line of poetry written with a splash of blood.

I could be abusive.
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18 Jan @ 11:57am 
-Rep After a good game in rocket league, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great RL and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a rocket league lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy. :steamhappy:
17 Jan, 2025 @ 7:54pm 
tripping off that esoteric fentanyl pack
19 Oct, 2024 @ 11:15am 
Stinky!!!!!!!
27 Aug, 2024 @ 12:37pm 
very cool champ wallpapers <3
29 Jun, 2024 @ 4:01am 
this man is a charlattan, one look is enough to confirm
21 Feb, 2024 @ 11:45am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheater