Volvo for sale...

Takes it up the crumpet.

I hope you die of quicksand.

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I'd drag my balls through 3 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie (Scarlett Johansson).


http://i.imgur.com/aZBNozN.gif


http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/356336/Winner-of-Get-My-Grandad-laid-contest-dies-before-sealing-the-deal-with-two-women


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_9gFT1mEfZ8

http://news.sky.com/story/1186735/surgeon-burned-initials-on-patients-liver