Recent reviews by Revios

Pico Park? Pico PAIN.

Victory for Super Earth. 10/10, would turn Meridia into cosmic spaghetti again.

The name says it all. Low drop rates? Grind! Can't survive an area? Grind! Fishing Mini-game? GRIND! Need MOAR apples? Grind! Bullet hell bosses? Dodge? No, Grind! Split second, platforming mayhem that requires lightning fast reflexes? Grind??? No, GET GOOD OR DIE TRYING!

Dear Devs,
Thanks for all the fun guys, been a blast since beta!
We salute you! o7

10/10 Good game solo, Great game with friends... provided your "friends" don't trigger every arrow trap, drop boulders on you, summon fountain demons, hit you with the pie, drop boulders on you, pull the wrong lever, steal ALL the torches, oh yeah, and drop boulders on you. To be fair though, they totally deserved that last boulder. >:3

It was a little tricky to get down at first, but the fact that I can explode skeletons, slimes, dragons, and other things while hopping around to the techno beat in an 8-bit, random-gen, top-down, dungeon-crawler style game is awesome.

Let me start off by saying that I love Original Doom, Doom 2 and Final Doom. For all the things I could possibly complain about this new Doom, I can overlook most of it, I can accept the lack of circle strafe, I can accept the fact that you pretty much took Doom 3 and slapped the Brutal Doom mod on it. I can accept the fact that the explosive barrels get knocked everywhere and exploded next to me even though they were on the otherside of the room to start with. I can even accept the fact that the cacodemons are no longer giant red eyeballs that spit blue flames, but where the hell is my campain co-op Bethesda?

Play Left 4 Dead, but play it for The Emperor.