A recluse. Finds social activity tiring and fruitless, particularly online.

Struggles to empathize with anyone, but thrives on admiration and respect.

Starts projects and loses interest quickly if not immediately.

Finds solace in solitude. Can only truly identify with himself.

Harbors an inflamed ego. Easily becomes enraged when condescended to.

Struggles to gain weight. Sports less body mass than the average female.

Difficult to engage socially or enter a relationship with without clearly offering material or financial benefit.

Prefers a night alone eating Mi-Go-Reng noodles, Pop-Tarts, Coco-Pops and playing Skyrim, Mass Effect or The Swapper.