is this the gaming genius ? I thinking it so. Probably but maybe, no actually yeah. This guy is definitely a gamer, at least. At the very least. A competent one? He has potential. This gamer click buttons pretty good I'd say that. As to his competency, I could not speak on that..

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I am going to turn back time and try again.

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Do you seriously spend over 40 hours (not minutes) a week playing video games? Can't tell if you're joking. If not then... wow. The only game I could play for 40 hours is Madden NFL 22 and that's because I enjoy kicking other people's asses (I have a natural instinct for strategy games and high-level thinking). But I can't because I'm an adult unlike y'all I presume. Damn high school was fun :/ minus the detentions for picking on the nerds, haha.

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I'm just a 16 year old yung thug with real swag who likes to play videogames like a reall boss do and love to play drake my favorite song is started from the bottom that ♥♥♥♥ goes hard as ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and dont talk ♥♥♥♥ about potsmokers my mom knows i smoke weed and she dont give a ♥♥♥ cuz that ♥♥♥♥♥ knows if she dont let me i wil drop out! ♥♥♥ all the haterz tho bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥ ass kids need to get smakd by yo dady. hmu on steam if u wanna chat please no hater ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or ratchet hoes.

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There is different style of butt: with cloths, with one light cloth, nothing…
The beautiful and mystic private part appears from the valley of the butt.
Please enjoy the beauty of women.

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Dozet, a young man in his late twenties, was caught kissing his aunt on the lips in what appeared to be a passionate embrace. The incident took place at a family gathering and was captured on video by a relative. The footage quickly went viral, sparking outrage and disgust among many who saw it.

Dozet has since issued a public apology, saying that he was "caught up in the moment" and that he regrets his actions. He has also been suspended from his job and faces possible legal action.

This is not the first time that Dozet has been involved in a controversial incident. Last year, he was arrested for public intoxication and disorderly conduct after an altercation at a bar.

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u-uuuwaaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwendu do a cummy ♥♥♥ in my boipucccwie~!!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get boipreggers now?? 3: i is too young to be a boimother! >///< c-c-can i getsies a boibortion? uwu c-can i pay my boinecologist with my boipucccwie-wucie? O////< p-perhaps i could offer him my tasty boimilk uwu. o-or m-maybe i'll ask if he will accept a pint of my sticky boisyrup instead UwU

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Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger

Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!

Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever

Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.

Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!

Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!

The Desert Eagle is unlocked at level 43. It is the most powerful pistol in terms of per-shot damage, and can kill in 2-4 shots depending on the range; Stopping Power reduces this to a 2-3 shot kill. Enemies using Juggernaut or Last Stand increase the number of bullets needed to kill. While Stopping Power does not make a difference at closer ranges, it greatly expands the distance at which the Desert Eagle can kill in two shots.

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Death scene of a homicide-suicide. Twenty two-year-old man killed his 16-year-old lover (illegitimate relationship), then killed himself with his handgun. The man was married with another woman. Note the handgun between victims.

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Boy: No
Girl: Do want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
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Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years

Dimes, the day has come. Finally, throughout many days of suffering and pain, I have made it. I have saved a total of 972 dollars which will ensure my flight to your bedroom. I am ready Dimes. I am ready to accept leaving my family, and spending the rest of my life with you. Each and every morning I will be glad to wake up next to you, and stroke your soft, smooth skin, the skin that I have dreamed of many nights. I am more than ready to devote my body to you, and vice versa. If you are reading this I am probably already at your doorstep waiting for you to open your door, allowing me into your heart. My parents seem to understand. Even though I have been to therapy 27 times nothing can change the way I see you. I can not wait to see you Dimes and therefore to keep me company on the plane ride, and as I am walking to the airport I have downloaded each and every one of your videos to comfort me. Thank you Dimes I love you.

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get ready

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How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick ♥♥♥♥ slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the ♥♥♥ more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, ♥♥♥♥ poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal ♥♥♥♥♥, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with ♥♥♥, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

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