Butts in reverse

this weirdo stinks gah damn >:)

PENIS.COM

He defecated through a sunroof!

i cant wait to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ omg

domuz pastırmasını severim

skwelub

squelub

Is the meatloaf ready?

bear picher

somebody dun did beat pete

wheat magon

Unsere Stärke ist unsere Schnelligkeit und unsere Brutalität. Dschingis Khan hat Millionen Frauen und Kinder in den Tod gejagt, bewußt und fröhlichen Herzens. Die Geschichte sieht in ihm nur den großen Staatengründer. Was die schwache westeuropäische Zivilisation über mich behauptet, ist gleichgültig. Ich habe den Befehl gegeben – und ich lasse jeden füsilieren, der auch nur ein Wort der Kritik äußert – daß das Kriegsziel nicht im Erreichen von bestimmten Linien, sondern in der physischen Vernichtung des Gegners besteht. So habe ich, einstweilen nur im Osten, meine Totenkopfverbände bereitgestellt mit dem Befehl, unbarmherzig und mitleidslos Mann, Weib und Kind polnischer Abstammung und Sprache in den Tod zu schicken. Nur so gewinnen wir den Lebensraum, den wir brauchen. Wer redet heute noch von der Vernichtung der Armenier?

AT THE MEAT WAGON NOW

You’re a no talent. If you really have talent, go practice. And then get yourself a gig, instead of ruining the day for everybody down here. You disgrace. You are everything that’s gone wrong in this world. You’re a self consumed, no-talent, mediocre piece of ♥♥♥♥. And I’ve earned my right to say it. Okay? In 1975, I walked Bob Dylan up on stage. Who the ♥♥♥♥ are you? I knew the Grateful Dead from 1966. Who the ♥♥♥♥ are you? You’re nothing. You are nothing. And you will never be anything. Never. How dare you? You miserable, mediocre nothing. Shame on you. You crack a stupid little smile, you little pimp. Go learn to play. You’re flat. You can’t even carry a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ note. I don’t care about your little horn lip, it doesn’t mean you know how to play. You’re flat. I’ve trained classically, I’ve trained contemporaneously, and you suck.

Who the hell do you think you are? You’re any kind of artist? Anybody know who you are? Maybe everybody else wants to enjoy the peace and quiet. This is one of the most important places in North America and who are you? Who are you? You miserable presumptious no talent. You’re no artist. An artist respects the silence, it serves the foundation of creativity. You obviously don’t have the talent. You don’t have enough respect for yourself or other people, or know what it means to respect yourself. In music or any form of creativity. And I’m an NYU fil-school graduate. Sucker. And the School of Visual Art in the Academy of Art University in San Fransisco. You suck.

they got spies all over

VW Passat

Wash my monkey

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!

-rep doesn’t do gmod

Another Bran eater!? Hope Your Hungry! OH! 'Cause it takes four bowls of All-Bran to get the vitamin and nutrition in One bowl of Total. He's Brainwashed. Total's a good source of Bran fiber, Total also has 100% of nine vitamins and iron, it takes four bowls of many Bran cereals to get that. You could eat four bowls of Fruit & Fibre or One bowl of Total. I think you missed the boat dad. Total, One Bowl. 100%.

who am i

the nebula is blocking our scanners

Related to ketchup

grumby

bearnsteenbeers

Because you are ugly

Why did you put that on my profile then you nimrod

-rep Sister died on discord

Shut up you mongoloid

+rep the person under me is back

I'm back

nyeh

moose

Goose want sandwich

get outa here you pest

Goose

Goose

Goose

I have washed his feet in bean juice.

Fish

-rep is fake fake news network. I am the real fake news network. There are many fake fake news networks but no one knows who are the fakes and who is the real network. I am the real network, so for your own safety believe my news and not his.

you're an idiot

Beware of the idiot, he goes around tossing dirt at people and then offers them a snack of heavy slosh.

Melon Seeds and Cashews

-rep said byeah to me on December 1999

The byeah

Eats too much shawarma

+rep bobby jammed with burgah boy