+rep the jedi weren't the heroes

So serene, so quiet, so peaceful. Silent and yet... loud, to any observer. The ancient texts speak of such snow... the snow of rain... the reign of snow... snow falls as if it is rain. As the snow keeps falling it piles up, and it might look beautiful, but modern man has to clean it up. AND SO TODAY... IS OUR INDEPENDENCE DAaAaAaYY!

+rep a masterful poet, he just knows the art of songwriting and the parody. This man is a masterful musician and art historian. But, he does not deserve any affection. This is because I am for him. You are not for him. So turn thy back and leave.

and i was like mama im good at bowling

i was seven years old when i got my first spare

i was seven years old when i got my first lair

i was seven years old when i ate my first pear

i was seven years old when i killed my first bear

+rep pasty white skin

-rep so slow

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a ♥♥♥♥ on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread.

IYou wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to ♥♥♥ on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in ♥♥♥ and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, ♥♥♥♥ throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

-rep huge capitalist
this guy can go heck himself what a hecking motherhecker


20:14 - Zen Circle: those communist pigs

i'm objectively pretty attractive. 6'1'', fit, facial aesthetics, and have a large number of friends. BUT, my little dicklet is laughable. 5 inches long, and a mere 4 inches of girth. to be honest, it hasn't seemed to matter that much with girlfriends. i am enthusiastic in the sack, can muster serious stamina, and know my way around a ♥♥♥♥.
YET there is nothing more i love doing than going to some barslut or tinder ♥♥♥♥♥'s place and revealing my pathetic pissclit. i'm sure they expected the whole package with me, so the look of defeat is palpable. it is an amazing sort of bathos that plunges them into a chasm that only a mind addled by hunger for BIGCOCK can appreciate.
i then ♥♥♥♥ them poorly for a hasty 5 minutes, achieve my climax, and make my leave, knowing i've done right in this world.

I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Rodham Cli-

are there people who actually thinking sucking ♥♥♥♥ is gay?
1. you're sharing protein
2. you're admiring masculine physique
3. being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone
eating ♥♥♥♥♥ is gay because you're litterally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.
spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling eachothers test producers.
all these summer DYEL's piss me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it.

So you want to know more about me? I'm a fifteen year old ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that wants to kill myself, I'm a racist, sadistic, satanist nazi, If you're reading this its for one of two reasons, I've made you mad and you're reading my profile to find something against me, or you're here to complain about how ♥♥♥♥ at csgo i am. I'm emotionally dead and pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic, I hate myself as much as I hate Furries, If I've pissed you off, what are you doing with your life? getting mad that a 15 year old long hair prick made fun of you during game, re-think your life mate, honestly.

I was only nine years old
I loved communism so much, I owned all the means of production
I pray to Marx every night, thanking him for the resources I have been given
"Marx is love", I say, "Marx is life"
Ronald Reagan hears me and calls me a dirty commie
He is obviously jealous of my devotion to communism
I called him a reactionary fascist
He slaps me and sends me to my room
I am crying now, because my face hurts
I go into my bed and it is very cold
I feel a warmth moving towards me
I fell something touch me
It's Karl Marx
I am so happy
he whispers into my ear, "The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains"
He grabs me with his powerful communist hands and puts me on my hands and knees

I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Marx
He seizes my means of production
It hurts so much, but I do it for Marx
I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Marx
He roars a mighty roar as he redistributes my wealth
Reagan walks in
Marx looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough"
Marx leaves through my window
Marx is love, Marx is life