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France 
🐛 🚘 🎈 👽 😺 🐟 🌏 🚕 🔋 📕 💙 ⚡ 🐠 🚙 🍇 👑
Symptom: Feet cold and wet, glass empty.
Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Action Required: Turn glass other way up so that open end points
toward ceiling.
Symptom: Feet warm and wet.
Fault: Improper bladder control.
Action Required: Go stand next to nearest dog. After a while complain
to the owner about its lack of house training and
demand a beer as compensation.
-- Bar Troubleshooting
In a whiskey it's age, in a cigarette it's taste and in a sports car
it's impossible.
🎄 🏀 👳 🎈 🥒 🕺 🎁 📘 💃 💚 🌽 🐊 🍧 👹 👃 🎍