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Congrats on the abortion
27 May @ 9:02pm 
congrats on the pregnancy
25 May @ 7:54pm 
im hatred incarnate
20 May @ 6:24pm 
Some dude was suckin my ♥♥♥♥
18 May @ 5:23pm 
,
18 May @ 2:09am 
ralsei enjoyer
16 May @ 7:24pm 
zero
7 Mar @ 1:03am 
im gonna kill myself
7 Mar @ 12:30am 
25-8 punk weight
4 Mar @ 7:16pm 
Me when i smoke that 64 polygon super monkey ball pack
4 Mar @ 1:04pm 
Ohhhh aaAnDъ a couple human additions, for the sake of amply assuring you that while the zombie team gets a fluffy-thick double helping of it, my keen consideration is granted to both teams inevitably and unreservedly: 1. A first-of-kind 'Epicurated' quality of food that pairs the high-quality food buffs with a bounty-analog active effect; In the case of a blue mouthwash bottle that references THE Game Mouthwash: successful eating causes a blue and ice-attuned flamesurge. i want this added because Some of my favorite gameplay is 'aura trolling' zombies with such point-inefficient plays as throwing a gold bench of them when i know they're one shot because of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cull, and then parrying the bench when it's making the return trip punt toward me by throwing another prop: A melon .
4 Mar @ 1:03pm 
But no props? Well, twenty four fist damage aura-trolling isn't hard to spice up, and you don't even need triv triv ahoy tap dancing on your knickerbockers-transfixed head to do it when an aristagastrian tier foodda could let you facetank a Fleshfire claw and proceed to 'face kite' that same Fleshfire in the 'Ice Surge's effect, assuming of course said Fleshfire is other-than smart-like-me and saving their Dash out of expectation that you are expecting their Dash is burnt As Soon As Lispable in order to achieve the impeccable timing aura trolling like so would all but demand when up against the xannon tori carved of glass known as Fleshfoirme.
4 Mar @ 1:03pm 
2. i intend foremost nuance and delicacy when i invite you to imagine the crude joy of aiming the Tier 2 'Brick' evolved to Tier 5 relevancy by way of adding a means for a human player perhaps-at-mid-Flush-speed to literally &dunk& via a new Tier Five melee weapon: The 'Malding' Hoopball. Personally, i am indeed able to relate my feelings that follow fantasizing around this supposed plaything that could come from down-town along a distance that would make a rainbow frown! The brick can just keep falling, arcing, and possibly scoring a short-form-content-baiting hit. It can do that.
4 Mar @ 1:02pm 
So now, let's also make it possible that a receiver of a Hercules-of-a-hurler 'Maulding' snipe suffers six AND seven bricks of damage (remember, this costs like a Boomstick) AND THEN THE FLAIRIEVE-FUUOCKING BASILORD GETS IGNITEF if not already gibbed, because i do not understand the sigil flame nerf of removing concurrent stacking: Umm to me it's obvious the whole concept of the sigil flame consumable weapon is that a zombie that is letting you kick bean-bags in its face repeatedly WILL eventually die no matter how scaled by ZDefector its health is as a way to counter a boss class at-most-unimaginitvely and at-least Derek-windgnome-switling idling its hull to prevent humans passing a city seventeen doorsway when said humans either have no form of Darkerlarps OR the zombie is simply pinouy.
4 Mar @ 1:02pm 
The rapture of nuanced creativity bubbles to the fore when a human's similistic or literal ball knowledge decides the buzzer, does it not? i think a good-and-really-fun amount of times that yes, it does. If you can see these two ideas increasing how fun Sunrust is, then i quadracopter doggy dare you to tell me three better ideas of yours.
4 Mar @ 1:00pm 
Aifhgghhh scwappers thanks for just filucking talinking my floods of text like the good and lunk-chunky smart-urn bound whimperer i have not yet admitted to perceiving uuu to be. i'll refrain from frisking up your profile for some months now :3
4 Mar @ 11:50am 
@noob-master_69:
Me when i smoke that 64 polygon super monkey ball pack

@honeydontstruggle:
lol last night extessy banished me for doing my best to use his dracuflowvula TextSpeech, doing the californian i-don't-€are by adding to his specifically addressed verbal permit his saying 'i don't care' in the slightest vocal fry most common at 3AM. (As to what he is apathetic, it's not sure to me)

Here they are. i think the mod banishing me felt compelled to say the 3rd one is actually so bad out of embarrassment of not knowing how to do them as well as i do, for if they did, indeed, instead of stripping my privilege, they would have opted to agree-and-amplify me annoying Extessy with a dracuflowvula outdoing my very own, if they but could, because that accomplishes the goal of JustinTv: fun. Do you think so too:
4 Mar @ 11:49am 
1: Drilling two stew for twenty two of two all the way from the other side of construction is why it leans left, but you bet brawldolly's tongue wasz why low tier got second hand bedsore. Son, some lobbies prove your collar the dytedest in the show, but if grinding pred rips you a hernia inguinally, best hope the suturing isn't undone by the magneticly assisted worm rigglez ...
(Two Stew references Aceu, a fellow player whose perspective of receiving 100% 'r9' accuracy via the absurd distance that is the opposing end of the PoI 'Construction,' was streamed to thousands. Extessy's elimination entertained no possible reaction from Aceu, but even if some projectiles did miss, even just 2; at that time Extessy had enabled now-deprecated Steam Turbo causing omnidirectional lurches, an advantage difficult to overstate the import of in of itself)
4 Mar @ 11:48am 
2: Thumb out the road, i tell them: If your input can't skibidi glide, it isn't from your kraber my lobster is going to hide
...
(Here is lighthearted reference to Extessy continuing after Turbo discontinuation, the label of a 'movement enthusiast' persisting upon his appearance in contemporary 3rd party uploads due to the legacy created along what i mentioned in the 1st parenthetical. Today, analog very-much-so achieves 'good-enough' movement, because i myself have a minute of footage proving "aim" is what must exceed exceptional to excel in Apex, wherein the footage im just walking around like a 'cloddeler' with no fatigue jump bouncing or gliding, simply a legend ability and a few full crouches, and i successfully 1v3 a full slide-jumping squad because of the simple fact that, like Extessy, i hit every single shot.
4 Mar @ 11:48am 
The 'kraber' is a single-shot with two unique conditions of collateral damage capability and that of an instant kill tied to its lumbersome projectile head ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: Aceu has called it a 'lobster' due to excising the last two letters causing its title to abbreviate into 'krab.' Because the gentle magnetic pull that 'assists' close-range analog inputs By Default is not a virtual factor for aiming this, my pithy jest is implying that i will 'peek' extessy if i know he can fire a kraber, my multiple shots expected to yield me advantage thru some of them hitting while his one-and-only will be all but guaranteed to trace to anywhere but my helmet . 'Challenging' a kraber thru revealing oneself by 'jigging,' 'wide swinging,' 'inting,' 'shellbacking,' 'flanking,' 'pushing,' or 'busy tripping' is basically my generation's 'Hey, batter; batter: Swing!'
4 Mar @ 11:47am 
Yes, a skibidi glide is a real thing; a player can couple the camera-lock during mantling with supergliding to achieve an several-hundred speed and one eighty turn, its nomination reflecting a 'for-the-flair' precedence, as normal forward or lurched supergliding is more often useful overwhelmingly so.)
4 Mar @ 11:45am 
3: If my vibe guiding gets interpreted as complaining one more revtane ing time, i'm altar nekssuszing my duck-walk-only crawlspace and massaging your tummy roughly with an abacus, fortifying your cereal with every fleck of rust that flakes off, cauxse Gratitude is a 99 worth every dimpling drive and meticulous increment platonically recorded by those aforementioned and rod-arrested abacussy beads.
4 Mar @ 11:45am 
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('Altar' is a 'most effective tactic available,' acronymed to meta character, that allows players to teleport to a beacon, essentially causing encounters with the same 'zimbi' squad over and over if Satisfying the subjunctives that the eliminations are other-than-clean and the beacon is remaining free of anticipatory ambush known in this context as 'camping,' this causes multiple engagements with the same 'zombie' squad, like how gmod zs zombies in Sunrust oft see the same humans at three different spots, only this time the 'humans' are the 'zombies.' This is one of the most effective tactics because between teams in Apex is symmetry of a goal: All others realize mortality first .
4 Mar @ 11:45am 
'Revtane' is a reference of a brief period in the game's history of a 'META' of Revenant and Octane teaming up back when Revenant's ultimate ability was very similar to Altar's of today, where instead of a personal damage-shield applied to Revenant, Octane would combine the speed inheritance of his jump pad with the temporary beacon-callback granted to mates sustaining 'flesh' damage after interacting with the revenant totem . To use a United military slang, this enabled the 'revtane' team to stagger ripping the silk on enemies away from their own skin in the game, resembling the 'repeatedly dead if ever' motif present today in Alter.
4 Mar @ 11:43am 
Do you dare ask me what i think should change? Yeah, ill tell you right here: Tickle Monster should get burrowing, Nightmare should get shadow-jitsu-idle-animated mannequins, Chem Juggernaut should get an exploding jump pad, and a new boss should be added that combines the already-existing characteristics in the two classes Dreadknight and Dead-Eye and a couple names i can think of for this new boss can be 'Dread-Eye' or 'Blightshot.' Can you think of one?
3 Mar @ 9:52am 
👅
3 Mar @ 12:09am 
:melon:
20 Feb @ 10:35pm 
And to reiterate, if the head-burrow ability is an avenue to less e monstrously exposed moving and instead more elegant ambushing that fits an otherwise predictably-telegraphed peda uuh boss class; •>⩊< ˕ ≽ ^⎚ /\ ⎚^ ≼ ྀི🌈⃤ 😮‍💨: 🧐☝️🤟☘️, 🥬🌱.
19 Feb @ 10:06am 
when she touch yo thingalang
9 Feb @ 4:54pm 
Undeadslayer mini-dark art-charges could be consumed when far from a sigil, to create a comparison between Klang and the 'Fastest' tier6 to enable mover play woolering such as a Guta roleplay that pairs this unique intentional timing of damage-mitigation and area-access with the accentuation of a tier4 Buccaneer shot here-there.

Thank you warmly and let klang rang.
8 Feb @ 4:04pm 
'Dread-Eye' or perhaps more-uniquely-named-as Blight Archer, could be a boss zombie that combines the characteristics of the Dead-Eye and Dreadknight classes, exchanging Dreadknight's exceptional inflicted knock back with an equally exceptional inversion of 'Tickle rake,' Blight Eye's projectiles pulling those hit into them .

i am imagining what i would find most satisfying playing Blight Eye being the purple 'Dread'-inflicting particle waves scAling out after everytime Blight Eye lands from a +88 unit fall, the status infliction serving as an extremely-modest invective for landing near humans.
5 Feb @ 3:39pm 
hot men in your area
3 Feb @ 4:30pm 
Remember Blueberry ballooning in the Solo Wins stat record by dozens of double digits in faster tempo than triple time? It was true he was firing opened escape-doors on the outside of walls, and im not yet a legionnaire within Lua tho my intuition tells me fixing this gamemode issue, because it was not a node issue, would be simple code, tho my intuition went other-than-proven for an entire 'pension' of a time, causing the freeloes to flow. i believe this true.
3 Feb @ 4:30pm 
Another belief of mine synxhronizes with this increased ease of winning; Even DURING THIS EASINESS, Blur i mean Blue CONSISTENTLY showcased skill, creativity AND input-brevity NEVER RESIDUAL TO LESS THAN unsigned talent celebrated as indeed-equivocal-celebrity by those with the cerebellums to grin a guess at where the rarely-peered and patently prodigal gaming efficiency could have hoped to have come from. Blueberry would be that sort of fast where his latency felt like it indicated a negative number. The efficiency's only humanity would only ever come thru to me formed as his ferocity. He wanted those wins that perhaps more sensible Sunnies would chuckle away a forfeiture to endure the mental-washboard of even considering taking out of the mind and putting into the play.
3 Feb @ 4:30pm 
If you took time to doubt Blueberry was to-rights dead-man-switched into his bid to win, he would take that time you were taking for his own like a fighter pilot focused on seeing a certain smile again, flying past without so much as a thank you for the action, as the suffix to his blue name would be apostrophied 'has survived,' the only lacerator to have even shaved off his flasher with its engine-mandated-best of lunging not beyond but only into the tooled-to-the-tick-prio hops being flipping Friskywawa of all za's.

The above comment that is regaling the player Bluebe, that guygerey guy not yet permitted to hop on the hookah and STILL known to out click your geiger while outslicking your Enya enrobed back while out-griefing a freshly-ownerless projectile implosion, is as light hearted as i will ever seriously be thus far.
3 Feb @ 4:27pm 
The below 5 comments, their pentagram formation mere coincidence, are the most darkly serious i have ever been pushed to perceiving myself as intonated. Following the most serious five comments i have made about Sunrust ZS, the next (6th) steps out of that darkness with a sort-of post-modern bootie-shimmy i consider a tonal palate cleanser of verily extreme measure: Roleplay of Astoflo as the south trade center during the september terror massacre. Take me as someone who is every aerogel appelsatingly sincere in what is conveyed in this text sans escaped indicators of tone, or please, spit me out. Thankk you with all my warmth and as much more that you think i could have in hiding .
3 Feb @ 3:43pm 
The lead developer is saying today: "I make the changes. Everyone who plays zombie knows going ghoul is inappropriate wave 1"

The lunatic user who skycat only mentioned in neutral tones to me iirc (neutral being far worse than hating coming from her I mean him) seems to be suggesting self-damage-less Icarus today, a day i assume Chem Juggernaut still is missing an ability instead of having a jump pad
3 Feb @ 3:42pm 
Scott. Humans having an expressive tool belt feels good because the strength of zOmbies will be self evident when not overcome with the ingenious contextualization of the human s tools in their bid to bury their one life in the game's goal hole

Scott. Tee. The user Man today once again proudly broadcasts being a name-taking who-er, and on the same day asks General if Balboa dodges with i-frames instead of personally answering his own question with gameplay or consulting a player I believe speaking English, Marmilk

Scott. How do we save them? How do we get the big oom boom that little extra bit along to perfect? I know it's not having bots credit brains to you like Man burqah-whines should be the case, because i feel confidence in my average penis when speaking for Jetboom and his evidently at-,times logical mind: A bot should represent a player where it can because the mother-dough is player on player, kill securing being one expression of that interbang action
3 Feb @ 3:42pm 
How do i save myself so i can help them? Today alone proves I could three times cubed evermore

Oh yea ur answer is alt

Prof Dru remains unresponsive to my friend a week after Kevdu's referral about a copy-paste with immediate satisfied applause in the players, you know, noticing it whatsoever
3 Feb @ 3:37pm 
Ghoul unlocks wave 1, my inestimably esteemed Fred. The lead developer is insisting there is a dark and hidden button obscured by the wave-1-unlock, Ghoul, that activates the real game beyond this interface deceptive in its offer of one-click-efficacy. To play what zombie players play wave one? It's not just incrementing the wave from null. It's clicking it dark till the market includes a physics license and the baby bottle has its SCK refurbished due to phantom hazard choke bosses.

Scott, those last two things were satire. Everything else i genuinely read to myself in toneless English, today. Please. We can know more than madness together, fellow of senority i simply followed-True thru Zetanor's canyon to the aileron stabilized salvation of powered flight taken for granted in reality not longer than 3 grandma's escape-from-household-and-any-life.
3 Feb @ 3:35pm 
On my other-than-generally-gentle sincerity, my last question to you for (my 2nd promise to someone via Sunrust my life here) all of 26:

What is the first thing you think of me doing that could help?
3 Feb @ 2:44am 
'Astoflo the 2nd world trade tower' get thousands of ChanTube4, and when i ask Kevdu where TickleMonster's burrow is, i am redirected to Pufudru, and Scott does not surpass one reply per day in my DMs about adding a tier-5-brick 'Maulding' Hoopball, or Nightmare deploying idle-appearing clones to add a mind game to its camping, or to replace the retrogressive garbage of Jelly Belly out-of-actioning a player in feign death WITH a jump pad in Chem Jug kit to give it pre-meditated verticality, OR move away from interface-fighting in general with more in-game objects like zombie-bounties from corruption-created gardner snided namedoxxes err i mean zombie-sided lockboxes?
3 Feb @ 2:44am 
Why are men (the red-blindness making the red pill statistically metaphorical) so free in some ways yet dissuaded in non-destructive collaboration in their truly favorite pursuit of creation? If God gloats, why does Scrapboy still insist that the cotton candy he sits on will be melted away whether its his favorite color or one of the worse ones?
5 Jan @ 7:34am 
happy new year ♥♥♥♥♥
23 Dec, 2025 @ 7:54pm 
you will fug eachother
22 Dec, 2025 @ 1:15pm 
STRANGE DAYS (1999)
11 Dec, 2025 @ 2:12am 
Shred Enby
10 Dec, 2025 @ 11:12pm 
Shred Enby
10 Dec, 2025 @ 7:29am 
BURN THE CANDLES
8 Dec, 2025 @ 7:33pm 
SHRED ENVY