god, LET MEEEEE ENTERTAIIIIIIIN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU.





I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.
That way I wouldn't have to have any ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid useless conversations with anybody.
If anybody wanted to tell me something, they'd have to write it on a piece of paper and shove it over to me.
They'd get bored as hell doing that after a while, and then I'd be through with having conversations for the rest of my life.
Everybody'd think I was just a poor deaf-mute bastard and they'd leave me alone . . .
I'd cook all my own food, and later on, if I wanted to get married or something, I'd meet this beautiful girl that was also a deaf-mute and we'd get married.
She'd come and live in my cabin with me, and if she wanted to say anything to me, she'd have to write it on a piece of paper, like everybody else.


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the dragon's balls were blazin as i stepped into his cave.
then i sliced his ♥♥♥♥♥♥' cockles with a long and shiny blade.


i'm looking for a tight compadre.
i will teach you how to rock.