Sir Loin
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Little Rock, Arkansas, United States
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1 Mar, 2022 @ 9:48pm 
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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13 Dec, 2017 @ 7:12pm 
Hi I am a 13 year old virgin. I have never had sex, I've never been kissed on the lips, and I've never been kissed on the cheek. I want to find a girl who will love me forever. I want her to smother my face with kisses with her amazing lipstick on a daily basis. I want her to let me kiss her vagina for 3 hours straight. I want to cuddle her every single night and have sex with her (condoms of course because children are gay). I want to love her. I want her to love me. I don't want to be lonely. I know I'll find someone someday. If I find nobody, I will honestly kill myself. I want to be loved. If you are a girl between the age of 8 and 69, please send me nudes on my twitter: @StankyVirgin999. My DMs are open to all. Thanks, much appreciated.
13 Dec, 2017 @ 7:09pm 
my name is jafar, i come from afar, and i have got a bomb in my car.
13 Dec, 2017 @ 7:09pm 
It's a joke that everybody but you is in on. There's been extensive precautions put in place to ensure that you, and you alone, do not learn the true secrets of memes. I will probably be assassinated for telling you this, but I just can't take the guilt anymore.
13 Dec, 2017 @ 7:09pm 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you seem so unintrested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday day of my pathetic life
13 Dec, 2017 @ 7:08pm 
As tears streamed down his face. The droplets hit the keyboard as he continues.

"It's been 3 long years." he sent, "I just can't kick the habit. It's much more than an addiction, when I hear the ROBLOX death sound it's like a release. A release that I needed, no, I have been waiting for my entire life for."

He grins as he looks up upon his sawed off shotgun, which is loaded with one bullet.

He finishes and finally replied "Maybe, I will make that sound when I have that sweet release."