🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎄!! Now that its finally DICKmas 👅💦Santas about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down ur hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes & drink🥛 up 🆙that creamy eggnog🍼, its abt 2 get wet💦 down @ Santas workshop🍆🍆! Dont 4get 2 slide down that XXXtra big North☝️ Pole📍,&make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy👅 enough 4 Santa 2 eat👄! 👀 But r u bad enough 2 handle Santas giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼♥♥♥♥=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of ur baddest ♥♥♥♥♥ elves💁🏼💁🏾 If u get 5️⃣ back, ur on the naughty😈 list this year🍆💦! If u get 🔟 back u better b ready 4 Santas hot 🥵♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If u get 2️⃣0️⃣ back u got the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬peppermint 🍬♥♥♥♥♥ in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope u get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄♥♥♥♥, and that u get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼

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Hey 👋you hot 🔥⭐️ piece of American 🇺🇸 ass 🍑! Today 🌞 is the fourth 4️⃣ of July ⭐️ also known as 💭 Independence Day! 1776 🙈 years ago, America 💙❤️💙 was ruled 👸🏼 by King George Washington 🍆👴🏼 from the country 🇹🇷 Europe 😱😖. Thank goodness 🙏 Daddy Sam 🍆👨🏻🇺🇸 and Barrack Obama 🍆👦🏾 won our freedom 🙌 from them. Today 🏆 is a day to celebrate 🍾🎊🎉 our religious 🙏 and sexual🍆 😳 liberties. So get down ⬇️ on your knees 👖and worship your daddy 🍆

HAPPY FOURTH JULY TO MY GEORGE WASHINGSLUTS!!! 🇺🇸😩💦 2️⃣4️⃣0️⃣ YEARS AGO OUR FOUNDING DADDIES👴🏻👴🏻 DECLARED THE UNITED SLUTS OF AMERICA BECUM💦 👅INDEPENDENT!🇺🇸🎉 IN 1️⃣7️⃣7️⃣6️⃣ AMERICA WAS KNOWN AS LAND OF THE FREE 🤘🏿 ,HOME OF THE HOES💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿. NOW WE PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG🇺🇸 TO SHAKE DAT ASS. 🍑💦 🙌🏽DONT LET YOUR DADDIES DOWN✋🏿, TODAY ISNT 🚫 JUST ABOUT POPPING 🎉FIRECRACKERS🎉 BUT ALSO POPPIN DIS 🐱♥♥♥♥♥🐱 🙊SEND THIS 2️⃣ ALL OF YOUR FELLOW SLUTS FOR FREEDOM🇺🇸💦GET 2️⃣ BACK AND YOU’LL BE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JUST LIKE THE BRITISH DID😩🙅🏿💦GET 4️⃣ BACK AND YOULL BE GETTING SOME JOHN hanCOCK TONITE 👅💦👌🏿🍆 GET 6️⃣ BACK AND YOU’LL BE A BRAND NEW HOMEMBER OF THE U💙S❤️A🇺🇸🇺🇸 (UNITEDSLUTSOFAMERICA)👌🏿😈

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