https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLWHSJLpSLc

I had a guy doing that to me once while I was eating tacos from a taco truck. You see, it turns out that across the street were a few pimps who were selling out some women for sex. One of these men crossed the street to confront me because he thought I was a cop. Pro-tip, I am not a cop. I was eating a taco. Anyway, it became apparent that no amount of reason or logic was going to work on this dude so when he started in with the repeating ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I let out a big sigh because I knew where it was heading and because it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying, and then I throat punched him, hard. Then I left because the rest of his "crew" had caught on at that point and were starting to come my way and the women were following suit...That would have made it 7 on 1 and I don't like those odds. Plus, I was carrying so I figured discretion was the better part of valor at that point and got in my vehicle and departed the scene.

DO WOMEN NEED TO REACH DOWN AND MANUALLY OPEN THEIR VAGINAS WITH THEIR FINGERS WHEN THEY ARE READY FOR SEX OR DOES THE VAGINA AUTOMATICALLY OPEN UP WHEN IT IS READY FOR SEX?

Hi, im the Venezuelan guy.. we met at csgo match, if you want we can be friends..

sup, lets go party in cs go

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hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you

hello I'm sorry I stole your knife but it was very kosher and looked sharp, but it was a good thing, I was using multiple proxies at the time. good luck (lol)

sorry, i dont add noobs

+rep add me

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I'm sick of being called a simp.

Just because I compliment a girl on her looks, personality, or interests, does not make me a simp. Maybe I'm genuinely trying to make her feel good or to lighten up her day after a long day. I don't want everyone calling me something that is inherently "bad" just for being nice to a girl. Especially, giving a girl a gift for, say, her birthday, is not the same as mentioned below. Birthday gifts are normal and are just a respectful and kind gesture. The irony is that when boys DON'T do that, they are ALSO shamed.

A real simp is someone who obsesses over a particular person with money, gifts, etc, expecting to receive a sexual or romantic return.

The majority of so-called "simps" do NOT do this.

So please, stop throwing the word simp around like its a baseball.

● DEAD(Terrorist) Atrocxty‎ : everyone plays different lol honestly i dont like buying nades cause i use the scroll wheel and not the number keys lol

noname that bottom frags and is bad -rep

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ human

You ♥♥♥♥♥♥ weebs. I thought I had one place you hadn’t tarnished. But NOOOO. Normal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ human beings can’t have ANYWHERE without your oWo sempai Baka Baka ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. If I see more of this filth I’ll break some niko niko kneecaps.

signed by ShahZaM!

babe, im breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me. i'm an omegalul. i'm sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done. we've been weirdchamp for months and it's time to end it, no Kappa

thank u

+rep above average teammate

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[11:35 PM]
dog man (Chris):
fly her out to GA

[11:35 PM]
bogenhafen:
if she'll let me snort some adderall off her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, maybe

unbelievable

git ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gud m8

Would wallbang again made me laugh.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

VAC was unable to verify the game session for vick vinegar.
vick vinegar: are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hacking
vick vinegar: wait
vick vinegar: thats me
vick vinegar left

hey

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dancing with myself: i took sudafed and some claritin d
dancing with myself: the d stands for ♥♥♥♥ because you have to take it by shoving it down your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

phone talk phone talk phone talk phone talk phone talk phone talk

BLESSED :]

very blessed

hey hot stuff

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bday today god bless

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blackchina.h: did you dropped a bad of Doritios™ brand chips on my profile
warden: yes
warden: i did
blackchina.h: why do they look so stale.
blackchina.h: how am i gonna eat
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warden: not my problem
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