I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oildfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and you need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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+rep very good trader!

add me for trade knife:)

+rep, very nice and friendly guy! :)

+ rep very nice guy, not the random CSGL moron that crosses my path most the time! great personality

+rep very nice and patient trader!

+rep friendly and cool guy, very nice and considerate.

+rep nice and patient trader.

+rep fast trader

+rep, pacient trader

PM me when you get on :D

+rep great trader ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

+rep very nice trader

+rep. very nice and patient trader. thanks!

+rep fast and nice trader

+ Rep, was able to negociate to the price I wanted. THX!

+rep great trader :D

saw your trade for the tail from the crypt: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/11959194

+rep friendly and polite trader :D

I must say,what a Exellent selection...

If you need any help with names or pictures i can help you.Just tell me when.

- Ryan

no XD, i just chose a random picture from the profile pic selection XD

Having a car as a profile picture...

Are you a transformer?

xD

If i had a songbird,it would work like this: Vaas (Vagas) Montenegro + The definition of Insanity (Insert kill here) Someone else