Hey man, how is life? I've been trying to get into the fashion, music, internet psychosis industry. Do you have any leads?

Hey man, been vaccinated yet? There's some flu going around that's a real doozy. Let's play some CS if you're not busy.

Hey man, heard you weren't gay anymore. Sorry to hear that. Do you still have to use peanut butter to get dogs to like you even though you're not gay?

Hey man heard you were looking for me. Let's link up. My twitter is @noobdoggy

Hey man since you're not busy with your book anymore you wanna play some counter strike?

Still playing video games? Nice to see.