Recent reviews by Yahora

this game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks lmao

Very quirky, meme-y game. It's so tongue-in-cheek and ironic and wink-wink nudge-nudge leaning into tropes to the point that it's just not funny. The gameplay is very simplistic and if you can time blocks right (not overly difficult) it's so easy that it's boring. Overall just felt like it heavily lacks substance, everything just feels very surface level and perfectly mediocre.

It's an interesting concept with some fun characters and great music. That's where the good ends, really. The game is just so painfully linear, there's no avoiding events, most dialogues require you to pick a black or white option offering no real depth to the choices with the other dialogue options being irrelevant. You have virtually no freedom in how you do things, you have to interact with specific characters at specific stops. You have to experience their scene, even if you hate them and actively try to avoid them or end the interaction as soon as possible, it's the same regardless. The closest to player freedom I've seen in my playtime is choosing how to continue on the road (hitchhike, walk, or steal a car) which only changes the cutscene, the second was after reaching a certain point in the story where I saw an icon to pick a lock on a truck. I thought I could loot it because that would be neat, nope, it just led to a cutscene that led to an ending that led to a restart.

Additionally, there's absolutely no stakes whatsoever in the game. You have unlimited time to make a dialogue choice, the game continues on regardless of which option you choose. There was one scene where I was given the option to save or "kill" someone, I chose kill because he was an unbearable character. He lived. I can see what the devs were going for but it just ended up being so linear that it's frustrating, doubly so expecting the procedural generation to actually lead to something interesting, but all it really does is shuffle which scenes you get and when.

There are some redeeming factors as I said, the concept itself is pretty neat, playing multiple different characters all following different paths to reach the same goal. Some of the characters are fun and it's cool when you see them, others made me want to close the game as soon as I realized it was going to be a scene with them. The music is fantastic, if the soundtrack was included with the base game then I would probably make this a positive review just because it would feel like I got my money's worth. However, it is not, and as such I would not recommend this game unless an extremely linear story presented under the guise of freedom sounds appealing.

one of the worst games I've ever played

pee pee poo poo

Sig is a spacey boy, first introduced in Puyo Puyo Fever 2. Although he is sometimes shown smiling, he lacks emotions through his text, and acts passively toward things, save for his great fascination with insects. His lack of emotion in his speech lead to assumptions that he has some problems emoting. According to Puyo Puyo Fever 2, he derives from the neutral non-evil parts of a demon, and is ignorant of his origins. His left eye is red and his left hand is a large red claw, denoting his demonic heritage.

i want to die

Spent two hours straight trying to fix it crashing on startup doing everything from verifying cache to installing every single windows update and it still crashes on startup. Thanks, Koei.