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jusrs67401 15 Nov, 2025 @ 10:20pm 
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白川云雀 6 Aug, 2025 @ 1:15pm 
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󠀡󠀡The Master 8 Aug, 2024 @ 11:55pm 
Honestly, I might be too lazy to post comments anymore.
I hope y'all have a wonderful day.
Never forget this schizo man who taught you his ways.
Love you, until our galaxy whiplashes with another. <3
󠀡󠀡The Master 7 Aug, 2024 @ 1:14pm 
You reek of ass, palio.
but it's okay, for I clearly don't love you.
I MEAN DO. I'm not a schizophrenic.
Do you believe I am? I don't believe so.
Yet who would believe the word of Lance?
My madness reigns infinite in these lands
we call the mortal plain. Do you believe
in gravity? I don't. I never even heard of it,
until like 1687.
󠀡󠀡The Master 2 Aug, 2024 @ 3:06pm 
Hey, yeah you. I'd kiss you if I was legally allowed too.
󠀡󠀡The Master 1 Aug, 2024 @ 6:20pm 
To a beautiful month, my angelic and unholy wicked friends. <3
󠀡󠀡The Master 6 Jul, 2024 @ 6:26pm 
The Word of Lance Has Concluded.
I appreciate you reading my madness.
󠀡󠀡The Master 21 Jun, 2024 @ 8:39pm 
Have a beautiful weekend, my magnificent friends!
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󠀡󠀡The Master 21 Jun, 2024 @ 1:58pm 
Spreading the word of Lance every Friday.

When you walk down the street, don't litter.
Throw organic material down to piss off Officers.
They can't do ♥♥♥♥, though they'll probably frame you and shoot you.
I recommend not doing it in LA, or Detroit, especially if you're black.
󠀡󠀡The Master 14 Jun, 2024 @ 9:19am 
Spreading the word of Lance every Friday.

It does not matter if you're a man or woman.
Especially when you're dead.
󠀡󠀡The Master 12 Jun, 2024 @ 4:14pm 
"I'm surrounded by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."
- Dark Helmet
󠀡󠀡The Master 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:10pm 
Spreading the word of Lance every Friday.

For all those murderers out there like me.
Just accept the Lord, Jesus into your heart.
Your yearly murder statistics will go down.
󠀡󠀡The Master 3 Jun, 2024 @ 11:55am 
Can you guess who the special person is?
Her name starts with an M.
Not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you, Mike.
Don't even dare to make an attempt to DM me.
󠀡󠀡The Master 31 May, 2024 @ 7:49am 
Spreading the word of Lance every Friday.

If I see any hot girls in my front yard, I will 110% not kiss you.
Unless you're an Italian gal from the Sopranos.
󠀡󠀡The Master 24 May, 2024 @ 5:04pm 
Spreading the word of Lance every Friday.


If something bothers you, ignoring it will only make you think about it. Like little Timmy over there crying all the time.
Here's this AR-15, sometimes you have to eliminate the bother, otherwise you'll live in a perpetual hell. :battlesgrin:
󠀡󠀡The Master 20 May, 2024 @ 6:59pm 
Spreading the word of Lance.


Being the smartest isn't always the greatest.
I mean I'm hella ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded. Yet I'm the best person you're ever going to witness in this tiny little subatomic particle we call a Universe.
󠀡󠀡The Master 19 May, 2024 @ 2:46pm 
Spreading the word of Lance.

If you try to do something and you fail.
Just don't do that ♥♥♥♥. :VBCOOL:
󠀡󠀡The Master 29 Apr, 2024 @ 4:19pm 
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𝐸𝓎𝑒𝓈 𝓃𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝒸𝓁𝑜𝓈𝑒𝒹, 𝐼'𝓂 𝓌𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝒶𝓌𝒶𝓀𝑒.
󠀡󠀡The Master 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:02am 
I want those pics boy.
󠀡󠀡The Master 5 Apr, 2024 @ 6:53pm 
If you would be so kind to join my group.
I'd really appreciate it comrade. :reheart:
https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/groups/CounterGayOffensive
󠀡󠀡The Master 2 Apr, 2024 @ 11:01am 
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Have a magnificent splendid week, my beautiful friend.
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󠀡󠀡The Master 1 Apr, 2024 @ 11:41pm 
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠚ Have a beautiful Easter, my lovely friend.
󠀡󠀡The Master 1 Apr, 2024 @ 10:05pm 
I wish you have an everlasting smile on your face.
If you would be so kind to join my group.
{reheart} https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/groups/CounterGayOffensive
󠀡󠀡The Master 11 Feb, 2024 @ 2:48pm 
Bros name is literally smurf. :secretweapon_hoi:
󠀡󠀡The Master 13 Aug, 2023 @ 9:16pm 
Stop asking for various feet picks, you perverted toe mongrel.
Wonka 5 Aug, 2023 @ 6:57am 
uninstall u fcking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Dan 2 Jun, 2023 @ 11:55am 
الله لايوفقك على السب ياقليل الادب
vvuq 21 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00am 
u have a screenshot of u hitting gc3 go ky$ muzza
zig 27 Aug, 2022 @ 2:49pm 
el bosh ze bosh. BARSH
J 16 Jun, 2022 @ 10:46am 
signed by noah
<> 16 Jun, 2022 @ 10:46am 
Signed :resmile:
zig 26 May, 2022 @ 8:31am 
signed by ziggy
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Fahhh 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:10pm 
-rep is salty and wrote some mean stuff in my profile comments. Wouldn't recommend as a pet either, he ♥♥♥♥♥ everywhere when mad (And that happens often). Very bad doggo overall.

Stay salty kid :steamsalty:,
Joe Momma
Schwanti 3 Jan, 2022 @ 6:45am 
-rep terrible and has no mecanichs
Dave 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:24am 
-rep bin of paper
Shungite Somalian Real! 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51am 
+rep i like ya cut g WA
Meatball 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:16pm 
+-Rep i dont have words for this absolute moron he is insulting me sweaty crab gamer
He is sus and talk ♥♥♥♥ about my manny DADS!!:steamthumbsdown:
zig 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:14pm 
-rep I hate this kid so much, he sweats crab game and hasn't touched a female in decades.
tedz 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:14pm 
signed by the big tederooni x (he got on his knees and begged for this btw)
whirlpool 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:53am 
1v1?
keeps 4 Jul, 2021 @ 12:14pm 
Love your profile picture, dude!
ShungiteLovar8008135 27 May, 2021 @ 6:49am 
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.
death 26 May, 2021 @ 8:23am 
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ShungiteLovar8008135 7 Dec, 2020 @ 7:01am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play Arma 3 sometime its a really FPS game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
!!! nexit level up ¡¡¡ 18 Oct, 2020 @ 2:02am 
+Rep! thank you for using nexit's level up service. have a nice day!
Shungite Somalian Real! 2 Sep, 2020 @ 10:37pm 
+rep yakkhi mashallah
Yarks 18 Aug, 2020 @ 3:57am 
love this guy!
TheMostEggMan 17 Aug, 2020 @ 2:40am 
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