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ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me.
Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.
>"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a ♥♥♥♥
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me, I feel something touch me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love.
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