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🎍 * 🏀 * 🍆 * 😺 * 💎 * 🏓 * 📀 * 👽 * 🚙 * 🕺 * 👹 * 💛 * 🎄 * 📕 * 💙 * 👃
ㅤ* A man visits his doctor:
"Doc, I think I'm losing it", he says",I'm forever dreaming I wrote Lord Of The Rings."
"Hmm. One moment", replies the doctor, consulting his medical book.
"Ah yes, now I see... you've been Tolkien in your sleep."
ㅤ* Yoga class is great. You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your couch not doing Yoga.
ㅤ* I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
🚘 * 🌽 * 💃 * 🐛 * 👹 * 🐟 * 🥒 * 😺 * 🍖 * 🍇 * 📀 * ⛳ * 🎈 * 🎽 * 👳 * 💚
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!