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{ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes }


I'm looking for something that can deliver a 50-pound payload of snow
on a small feminine target. Can you suggest something? Hello...?
--- Calvin


Nothing I do is my fault.
-- Calvin


"The dynamics of inter-being and mono logical imperatives in ♥♥♥♥ and Jane :
A study in psychic transrelational gender modes". Academia, here I come.
-- Calvin

Snap back to reality

Hoping you drink and dance your way into 2024! Happy New Year!

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even at my lois i was still a family guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFI5Zng3iJk
epic funy

♡ While he was in New York on location for _Bronco Billy_ (1980), Clint
♡ Eastwood agreed to a television interview. His host, somewhat hostile,
♡ began by defining a Clint Eastwood picture as a violent, ruthless,
♡ lawless, and bloody piece of mayhem, and then asked Eastwood himself to
♡ define a Clint Eastwood picture. "To me," said Eastwood calmly, "what
♡ a Clint Eastwood picture is, is one that I'm in."
♡ -- Boller and Davis, "Hollywood Anecdotes"

...𝔽𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕚𝕤 𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕨𝕖 𝕘𝕣𝕠𝕨. 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕚𝕤 𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕨𝕖 𝕕𝕚𝕖

𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥.

Susan Sarandon: I'm Susan Sarandon. You might know me as Tim Robbins' mother... [derisively] Susan Sarandon: ... but actually I'm his girlfriend.

𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥.

˜”*°•.˜”*°• "Pop pop, it's show time! Show time! Guess who's back again?" •°*”˜.•°*”˜

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𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥.

“𝕆𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕚𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕤𝕖𝕖𝕞 𝕥𝕠 𝕓𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕠 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕟𝕠 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕦𝕝𝕒𝕣 𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕪 𝕖𝕩𝕔𝕖𝕡𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕤𝕠.”

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Q: What's the difference between a duck and an elephant?
A: You can't get down off an elephant.
wut

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𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥.

𝐻𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎 𝐼𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓃𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝑀𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝐿𝒶𝓃𝑔𝓊𝒶𝑔𝑒 𝒟𝒶𝓎

𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥.

𝘈 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘶𝘯𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯

𝙄 𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙖 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧. 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙮 𝙨𝙖𝙛𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙋𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙘 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙜𝙮. 𝙇𝙚𝙩’𝙨 𝙗𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙡𝙙. 𝙇𝙚𝙩’𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙝 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙨.

𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘴: 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘸, 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰.

Performance review for X.Azoth

X.Azoth has a flair for creative, original writing and makes an impact on the reader. Can adapt the style to the purpose. Never makes mistakes with grammar, spelling or style. Late on more than 5 but fewer than 8 occasions in 6 months. One or two minor errors have been spotted in work presented in the current period, not putting the business at risk, but which could have been prevented if the facts and figures had been properly checked. Is a good team member in an emergency, following instructions quickly, but not taking a leadership role.

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𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐫𝐮𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐞,
𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐞,
𝐁𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 – 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞!
𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧!

𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥.

𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥.

𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥.

I guess we all are empty when you really think about it, like life is just a series of getting to a goal and then getting tired of being in that goal, and moving onto the next goal and then repeating the process until you die, a phenomenon known as the hedonic treadmill, where you get to a certain status of comfort and luxury and then get used to it right away, and then you have to keep, keep entertaining that instead of just enjoying what you have currently, and then it's just this endless cycle of monotony and trying to achieve a goal, but you don't even know if like, is that really what you want? Is that what you want, or is that just what you think you want, and then you just do it over and over again, and then you die. And then you die, is that a good use of your life? Like, some people could say that maybe that is a good use of life, but maybe it's not. Maybe it's not, and that really comes - is up to you. It's up to you my friend, I'm gonna throw bottlecaps at your face.

Here's Some Haiku for You...

» flat lounges confessed. ✫
» green elbows whispered quickly ☺
» wet lounges agreed ☻

» under the sugar, ✿
» China attached sloppily. ♪
» Tiger stops feeling. ❂

» before the water, ♦
» Panda plundered sloppily. ♫
» Japan stops playing. ♫

If u sat in a puddl of ur own piss long enough wud ur leg disimtegrate?

Hello i recently cleared my friends list! So if i unfriended you and you still wanna be friends add me back and i will accept!

Summer sale is coming in a few days
Have fun spending all your money! :D

Have a nice day!

Jarvis said he meet people but he is not the kind that opens up to people easily. 🗣️ 👤 👥 👥 👤

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Have a nice weekend!

🖤 𝐻𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓊𝓉𝒾𝒻𝓊𝓁 𝒹𝒶𝓎