Dear Judge,

Onna dead homies I feel like I deserve a second chance quit playin wit me on hood, and if you let me out, I will do good on my momma, please give me more chance and I won't do it again, on da set.

In a Real Way,


If I eated soap. I dont eat it bc i did. No i didnt <3


Hire a Harvard professor to calculate why despite texting every twitch streamer in Austin not a single one wanted to ♥♥♥♥ you.

Why would I waste time taking a shower everyday when I can take 365 showers in one day and be done for the year.