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yoo bro, add me! :)

You need to constantly think about sex like me. I constantly think about sex and masturbate every day without using lubes. Because of this, I can last 2-3 hours doing it non-stop. You need to think women as sex slaves, and just focus on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as many of them and constantly thinking about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as many women as possible and dreaming about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a billion of them at the same time.

This is not loss, wrong pattern. You’ve failed honestly. You took a perfectly good joke and looked too far. The paranoia got to you. You kept looking even when we were sure there was nothing to look for and this is the result. A bastardization of what was once great. Much like the red scare, you were so busy looking for something you invented it where it wasn’t. It’s the inverse of what you were trying for. You were seeking where no one hid. This is truly a disappointment. You are truly a disappointment.

Why do you need a gun to protect yourself when you can just undress yourself? Every time I see a thug, I undress myself and run towards him with my erect ♥♥♥♥ while touching myself, and every single time the tough guy turns into a small little child and runs away in terror, so why do people buy guns at all? Are they stupid? I know Americans are dumb as ♥♥♥♥ in general, but I didn't know they were that dumb.

For those taking the time to read this, thank you. I just thought about it and wanted to get it down here to hear your opinions.

Once, I went to a party with my Galaxy S22+ and almost everyone else had iPhones. Immediately, the ridicules started. 'Don't you have money to buy a better iPhone?' 'Hello, cheap Android user.' And on and on it went.

I was quite angry at the end of all that. Most kids nowadays buy iPhones because it's 'cool' and Apple only adds fuel to the flames by making things like iMessage Apple-only. So kids buy iPhones mainly because everyone else uses one and they will get bullied otherwise.

That's wrong. My Samsung can do so much more than their iPhone 13s or 14s. I have a bright 120Hz screen with vivid colours. I have fast charging but the iPhones literally take hours to charge. I have more performance and more RAM, with much better software support now. My camera will defeat any iPhone.

Kids should not be valued based on what phone they use, but rather the character they are. And the 'following the herd' and buying an iPhone should stop (90% of US teens use iPhones).

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together so bad it just ♥♥♥♥ing kills me.. I just don't know how to say this. I'm no good at romantic stuff... but... I feel like what we have is so special, and I always feel happy around you... I want us to be together forever

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A severe ♥♥♥♥ up. Yuuge even.
Guy 1: Last night I got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and when I woke up this morning, I was sleeping with my sister.
Guy 2: That's trumped up. Your brother's going to be so pissed.

Hello there, sad friend!
I've come here just to tell you that someone really does care about you and hopes that you stay happy and cheer up!
But it's not me, cause I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about your life. 😎👌

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tmw u wanna be a weeb but you were always one from the start

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