I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise.
If you're curious about the frequency of which I write these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to have sex with.

That's right.

I'm going to ♥♥♥♥ the fear turkey.

Sincerely,


KOSDFF.