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Me? I'm a Hard Smokin' type, and a Hard Truckin'; Workin' & Playin' man, too. I'm married. I have kids (and grandkids). I don't have hangups with someone's different lifestyle if they're not hurting someone else. I'm healthy and strong as an ox, so all smoke nannies will have to run along. After more than five decades of smoking and at age 69, I'm living, glaring proof the 'authorities' and the nannies are wrong about the DEGREE of danger there is from cigarette smoke and smoking itself. When they start attacking and banning things you like, maybe then you'll wake up to the control freaks, but it will be too late! You have to stand up for personal liberty or lose it!
Enjoy your life; it's your life. Your life doesn't belong to someone else so why let bureaucrats and nannies run it for you?!
Subscribe, message me, enjoy my playlists, and comment. Most of all, enjoy! Rob
“yo i’ll pay you $100 for your roblox account 😏”
i tell him “nah bro i’m not selling”
he hits me with a thumbs up emoji and goes quiet
3 minutes later i get an email from "thetruthfinder666@gmail.com"
subject line: “let’s not make this difficult.”
i open it and it’s a folder with:
my ssn
my high school ID photo
a video of my bathroom light turning on by itself
and a screenshot of me in 2012 commenting “rawr XD i’m so random lmao :3” under a picture of a plushie
WITH A CAPTION THAT SAYS:
“this you?”
i said “OKAY YOU CAN HAVE THE ACCOUNT JUST PLEASE DON’T POST THAT”
he replies “too late. it’s already scheduled.”
bro what kind of cyber war did i just enter 😭
all this because i said no to roblox black market jeez
like 2 minutes later he sends me a google doc titled “we can do this the easy way or the hard way” 💀
opened it out of curiosity and it’s got my entire SSN, childhood address, my mom’s maiden name, and—I SWEAR TO GOD—photos of my BATHROOM??? like recent ones.
this man said “nice shower curtain lol. last chance to reconsider.”
how did we go from “i’ll give you $40 for the acc” to homeland security levels of extortion
i’m scared to flush the toilet now bro
+rep for becoming trans
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