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Chat Highlights:
Me: Max tries to hide the fact that his dad is actually a Kit-Kat factory worker
Jesse: does he work in the right or left factory?
Me: that's twix you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Max: How can I not be a school-shooter?
Jesse: Listen to rap music and slap girlses ass
Me: GIRLSES "TOP 50 HIGH SCHOOLS"

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Max: Hey martin can you speak fluent mexican?

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*In a 6s TF2Center - I'm roaming behind them and we're down uber add*
teammate: martin I believe
me: there is a time, and a place, and the time is not now.
*six seconds later*
me: it is time
*jumps and kills medic*
me: I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ POUND
teammate: martin is a gamer

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ashley: how big is a handful?