suck my ass skinny nerd

waow

Gogol?

dota feg

shut up poo in loo

shaddup league nerd

not even close bbe

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ǝɥʇ uᴉ ƃuᴉpuɐʇsɹǝpun ɟo ǝlqɐdɐɔ uǝʌǝ sᴉ ʇǝuɐld sᴉɥʇ uo ǝuo ou ʇɐɥʇ sƃuᴉɥʇ op I ʎɹʇ I uǝɥʍ puɐ ƃuᴉʎɹʇ uǝʌǝ ʇnoɥʇᴉʍ ƃuᴉɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ʇɐ lǝɔxǝ I ˙ɹɐloɥɔs ɐ puɐ uɐɯǝlʇuǝƃ ɐ ɯɐ I ˙ɹǝpuɐɯɯoɔ puɐ ɹǝʇsɐɯ ɐ ɯɐ I ˙uᴉ pǝʇɟᴉɥs ǝq plnoɔ ʎǝɥʇ ʍǝuʞ uǝʌǝ (ǝsɹnoɔ ɟo ǝɯ ʇdǝɔxǝ) ǝuo ou suoᴉʇɔǝɹᴉp uᴉ ǝɯ punoɹɐ sƃuᴉɥʇ ʇɟᴉɥs I ǝɔuǝƃᴉllǝʇuᴉ ʎɯ ɟo ǝsdɯᴉlƃ ɐ uǝʌǝ ʍoɥs I ɹǝʌǝuǝɥM ˙ʇᴉ ɯoɥʇɐɟ oʇ uᴉƃǝq uǝʌǝ ʇ,uplnoɔ sɹǝʇsǝʇ ʎɯ ʇɐɥʇ ɥƃᴉɥ os QI uɐ ɥʇᴉʍ snᴉuǝƃ uɹoq lɐɹnʇɐu ɐ ɯɐ I 'ǝʇɐW ¿ɹǝʌǝlɔ ʇoN

Not clever? Mate, I am a natural born genius with an IQ so high that my testers couldn't even begin to fathom it. Whenever I show even a glimpse of my intelligence I shift things around me in directions no one (except me of course) even knew they could be shifted in. I am a master and commander. I am a gentleman and a scholar. I excel at everything without even trying and when I try I do things that no one on this planet is even capable of understanding in the slightest. It would take me less than a week to become the ruler of this world if I ever deemed it worthy to be ruled by me. I am the universe's greatest gift to humanity, my wisdom is infinite, my might is unmatchable, my skills surpass everything ever seen before. I am like a god to you.

Shh don't tell them

Ketchup's name is Abdul Ramachandran

wow that's a lot of gayness