Your scissors are going to break, girl

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🍃✨ A soft breeze into the new week ✨🍃
May your days be calm, your nights gentle,
and your heart find light in small, quiet moments. 🌙🤍

Coolest bear around

Croak! I grant thee a fine weekend, Garlic Bear.

𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻

Thank you for fascinating reviews, great recs, and hilarious chats in 2025. May you and your family enjoy a healthy, happy, hobby-filled 2026!

bit belated but happy new years!

always enjoy seeing your activity even though I withdraw from checking steam stuff for a good month now due to personal reasons. I'll go on that long scrolling pilgrimage soon enough, surely but still, appreciate all that you do and post

🎉Thank you for your kindness !!! the best for 2026 🎉
💕 Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵Ʒ..•°*"˜🎊💗💝 ☼¸♪♫-´ 💕 ♪♫" ~.¸.
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Happy New Year! Wishing you all the best, Vitlöksbjörn!

Blessed solstice brother bear! Heres to another intriguing year!

Enjoy your weekend, buddy!

Coolest bear around (actually not a bear anymore)

Val!

Guck dir paar Hentai Filme an du Kellerboy

Sending my best wishes for a great weekend!

Hi, Garlic Bear! I hope you have a pleasant and relaxing weekend!

Have a fantastic weekend!

Wait it's Friday already? I could've sworn it was Thursday. Time dilatation

Happy Friday! I hope you have a wonderful weekend!

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🎃👻𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷!🪦🦇

But you just did, with this SLEDGEHAMMER of a good joke!

I would never murder you D:

"worth it" Gahdamn!

So that's how Julius Caesar must've felt when dying... murdered out of nowhere by his dear friend.

worth it

Stop using Anti-Philosophy Language!

Instead of "Gooning" say: "I'm Emulating Diogenes"
Instead of "Virgin" say: "Pulling a Kant"
Instead of "I'm an incel" say: "l love Nietzsche"
Instead of "That's based" say: "Aristotelian virtue aligned"
Instead of 'I need therapy - having a mental breakdown" say: "Time to perform a Kierkegaardian leap of faith 😊"

HALP! A BEAR!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32vXYgBO8t4&list=RD32vXYgBO8t4&start_radio=1
Don't know if you're into Black Metal but this one's a win for sure

Daaaaaaaang this goes hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWRaLmIrTJ8&list=RDnWRaLmIrTJ8&start_radio=1

Hey, I got my compliment quota for the week already filled, is the Universe's RNG broken again?

(thanks a lot! I get self-conscious about my humour a lot, as it tends to be a little incomprehensible and I really don't want to be 'that guy'. So it means a lot!)

Greetings, just wanna tell you, I like your content very much. Wish I could upvote your comments, they're almost everytime hilarious
Happy weekend

Aw, thanks so much! That's what I strive to do, glad to see I've succeeded at least a little bit!

Ciao!

Just wanted to say you’re one of the most fascinating people I’ve had the pleasure to follow on here. Your reviews make me actually feel the games before I even try them - you’ve got that rare mix of insight, humor, and poetic flair. Every time I see one of your posts I think: “wow, there goes someone who really sees games, not just plays them.”

Grateful to have you as a friend. Sei davvero una persona speciale - grazie di esserci, grazie di cuore

Hi!
Thank you for the invite. :)
Have a nice day.

+rep AMAZING profile!

Hello, fellow Trails enjoyer! I agree wholeheartedly with your comment about the game and especially protagonist. Her evolution between the games, especially FC and SC is also something to praise. thanks for accepting and have a great day

The layers of this mystery are tantalizing!

perhaps...

Are you made out of pixels irl too?

thanks it's my face

Nice pfp

v nice gamer who gives thoughtful reviews and commentary when appropriate, so it's an easy "Deep Thoughts" from me

Thank you for your kind friend request! Enjoy the rest of your weekend.

burger king

WHERE'S ? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM????

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just wanted to say, the fact that you have a featured group which is just you dropping solo curator reviews inspired me to do the same so for that, you have my thanks and respect!

Oooh, right. Now is a good time to actually go do it. I'll see about the weekend!