Initializing user...

Name: UNKNOWN
Mental state: buffering...
Battery: ████░░░░ 40%
Sleep cycle: corrupted
Friends detected: 4
Sanity: ERROR

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> Current mission:
Survive another day

> Side quests:
☑ Open Steam
☑ Ignore reality
☐ Fix sleep schedule

"Reality stopped responding."