A lv3 sentry is no match for this guy

Bloodborne better than dark souls

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard p3nis pushed against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

added for erp

I dunno, but i think he might like dark souls.

Homosexual?