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BPD is completely made up by Big Psych (majority of therapists are women) to excuse women for being hysterical & retarded. The only real thing is autism and women cant have that so they made up their own thing. google it

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Rules for Kitten

1. ⁠Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.
2. ⁠Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.
3. ⁠Eat at least two meals a each day.
4. ⁠Eat one healthy snack each day.
5. ⁠No self-harm. -> Come talk to Daddy if you need support!
6. ⁠No lying to Daddy. -> 7. Respect Daddy. <-
7. ⁠ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.
8. ⁠You must compliment yourself at least once per day.
9. ⁠Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy!
10. ⁠No drinking without permission.
11. ⁠No Drugs.
12. ⁠No eating after 8 pm. -> 14. You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. «-Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not. Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.

Do not call me a "🤓"

No, actually, that is not me. I am not an emoji- nor do I resemble one- I am a human. Also, who are you to tell me what I look like when, in fact, you have never seen me nor likely never will? All that aside, it's clear that you are trying to insult me by calling me a "nerd" (as depicted by the emoji you have sent). I rather take your "insult" as a compliment, as calling me a "nerd", a word often used to mock smarter people, implies that I am more intelligent and have a larger vocabulary than you. Next time you disagree, I recommend you try to come up with an actual argument, or at least prepare yourself for one. Additionally, before you proceed with sending me a clown emoji (admitting defeat), just understand that you would be further praising me, as a clown is someone who is entertaining and usually considered humorous by the spectators. Which, also implies, that I have a profession. Therefore I am smart, funny and employed. You are none of these.

⚠️WARNING⚠️ ♥♥♥♥ inspection is NOT required at the vaccination sites!!!! don't be tricked like me!!

So I was waiting in line to receive my vaccine when all of a sudden this medical "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my patient registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my ♥♥♥♥ because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm patient identity. Because I thought he was a medical official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I received the vaccine I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy vaccinating!

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So I have a girlfriend with rather large and sizable breasts. They are not only large, but also naturally firm and don’t droop too much. Perfect proportions for online art enthusiasts.

Being a crypto man, I suggested that we take many nude photographs of her bodacious breasts and mint them. And then, after covering them in peppermint oil, turn them into NFTs.

Now I’ve heard that NFTs are selling for thousands and even millions of dollars worth of Ethereum. So my question is: will her big breast NFTs make me a millionaire, so that I don’t have to waste time working at Wendy’s anymore?

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Hey man, before you deleted the unsolicited and non-consensual ♥♥♥♥ picture you sent me, I wanted to let you know that you got a nice ♥♥♥♥ bro. a little on the small side, but the shape is overall pretty symmetrical, and your balls have just the right amount of hair. that's a strong 7/10 my guy.

I'm not gay. I am not gay. Do not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ call me gay ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least gay people you have ever met. I ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, mad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I am not gay. I am not gay. Stop saying I am gay. If you were a girl, I would have probably already ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of you by now, but unfortunately you are an ugly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GUY whose tight bussy will remained un-stretched by my fat, meaty, nine inch ♥♥♥♥ because I AM NOT GAY. If I was gay though, you would find my Jackhammer pounding your tight little bussy with the force of ten tsunamis. Luckily for you, I am NOT GAY, and you will have your virgin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remain unpounded ad infinitum. Actually, it seems to me like you are the gay one here. You are gay, not me. I am not gay, and I will never be. If I was ever gay in a past life (which I WASN'T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how gay I AM NOT.

On this day the great deletion occurred.

shut the ♥♥♥♥ up

These comments are gold.

what the ♥♥♥♥ anobb

im about to cry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lacoste made a merlini joke

it was racist when you called ace the n word

welcome back, spirit.

He's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeb now or some ♥♥♥♥ dude

what the ♥♥♥♥ happened to you

my 11 year old cousin died because he made a marijuana pipe out of legos and inhaled the toxic fumes

tell me again how you want marijauana legal

tell me again how it is not killing people

tell that to mydead cousin, who was told mariajana is safe you scumbag druggy

Richard from school said you were really stinky yesterday but as a good freind i told him that he was the one that stunk and everyone laughed at him. looking out for u bro.

Hi,

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everthing.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence.Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's "all that" I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her ♥♥♥♥♥ and laugh her into oblivion.

The epiphany came to me just the other evening, like countless other craps, I was heaving hard and pushing like a pregnant broad summoning gleams of sweat and stress veins on my forehead. Then, suddenly I simply decided to lift my left leg high while simultaneously arching my torso and leaning my right butt cheek on the toilet. It would seem that this bodily configuration aligned my organs perfectly, creating a pseudo submarine torpedo tube that idiosyncratically mustered each log of excrement into a perfected clean drop into the bowl, resulting in a satisfying splash and a minimal amount of wipes thereafter. Further to this, I hypothesized a bowl movement that didn't require the usual pumping and pushing to eject the last blurb of brown nor a need, which is sometimes required, to 'chop one off' for a quick toilet exit. I shall call this move - the Skywalker.

CAN I please be in aces bro

LMAO. I literally take my shirt off and I get more ♥♥♥♥♥ wet than your 100$ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ boots. Girls are programmed to want strong muscular men, it's BIOLOGY. I look good with and without clothes meanwhile you look like ♥♥♥♥. Girls literally stare at my arms, meanwhile everybody thinks you're a homosexual LOL.

Wait what? I stunk?

I mean lets be honest Jake Paul is kind of cute. And his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ personality really kind of turns me on. As a 37 year old man from Wisconsin, it really brings out my dominance kink. I just want to pin him down and ♥♥♥♥ some humility into him. I think he would enjoy it.

Hello mr. You probably don't know who i am. So i want to say who i am. There is a little story about me :
About 10 years ago I saw your profile and i wanted to say all i thought about it. But there was a little problem. I had no idea how to speak england. So i started to learn england. Then the only proud to be was learning england. I learned it hard. I forgot how to work, study. I never went for a walk since that day. I don't even know how old i am. I asked my son to create a steam account to leave a comment in the future. How am i still alive? Might you ask. Ha! I resell csgo skins and buy food not to die during I learn english. Okay i hope you understand who i am now. Yes i don't know english perfectly(i just realized not england, english haha) but i know it enough to write all i think about your profile and you at all.
You dude are so gay and wtf is that profile pic wtf dude i just dont undrstand do you like to have a wiener in ur butt lmao

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I have reported you to the proper moderators to see that your account gets banned. I, and my fandom, do not appreciate your comments on my artwork. It's disgraceful and disgusting. I hope your account never see the light of day again, you stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.

Listen, I'm sorry for yelling at you yesterday. It's just, well, my dad isn't around much. All he does now is play minecraft on a server he paid for. He claims to be the "pvp king" but he isn't even very good. I just wish he was in my life a bit more, you know?

I miss the old Harambe. Straight from the zoo Harambe. Eating his food Harambe. No attitude Harambe. I hate the new Harambe. Shot by a dude Harambe. The Youtube views Harambe. Up in the news Harambe. I miss the sweet Harambe. Playing with kids Harambe. I gotta say at that time I'd like to meet Harambe. See I invented Harambe. It wasnt any Harambes. And now i look and look around and there's no more Harambes.

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The Meme Game is tough, kid and I don't mea the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some ♥♥♥♥ that a million Johnny No- Names will attach a meaningless caption to. You're done, kid.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just say to me? I'll have you know I'm a Silver 4 in CSGO and that you have no right to talk to me you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You think your "memes" are so funny but we'll see how your "memes" help you when you're at the wrong end of my gun, meatbag. 1v1 me on CS:GO and you'll regret everything you've ever said to me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ prick. My dad's also served in the military so you can already count on my unending expertise on how to kick your *ss. H*ck off.

hey i saw your profile and i just thought youre ugly as ♥♥♥♥. you dont see ugly girls playing video games because they cant make money on twitch. get the ♥♥♥♥ off the internet

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smh fam i can handle i just needed a break, started becoming a normie

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Ogre Magi
Base armor increased by 1
Bloodlust attack speed bonus increased from 20/30/40/50 to 30/40/50/60
Bloodlust can now be cast on towers
Fixed Multicast Bloodlust not affecting nearby Spell Immune allies [?]

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