Recent reviews by JJ2K

Leave the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Kids alone

- - -[ Audience: ] - - -
☐ Your Mom probably would enjoy this
☐ Kids
☐ Everyone
☐ Everyone except kids
☑ Casual players
☑ Pro players
☑ People who plan to take one game and make it their life

- - - [ Graphics/Animation: ] - - -

☐ I want to poor bleach in my eyes
☐ MS-DOS
☐ Bad, but playable.
☐ Decent
☐ Good
☑ Beautiful
☐ You forget what reality is

---[ Price: ]---
☐ Free
☑ Buy now
☐ Worth the price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left
☐ Do not buy it
☐ Do not throw money into a trash can

- - - [ Requirements: ] - - -

☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ 90's PC
☑ Minimum
☐ Medium
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

- - - [ Difficulty: ] - - -

☐ You just need 2 arms
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Average (Depends on the difficulty set)
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Only the best of the best can complete this game

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ A bit grindy...sometimes
☐ Go back to the last village and shoot some more scarecrows
☐ Practically a full time job

- - - [ Story] - - -

☑ Only gameplay, doesn't include a story.
☐ There is a story, but most of the game is focused on gameplay.
☐ Better than nothing I suppose...
☐ Average.
☐ Decent.
☐ Amazing!
☐ It‘ll replace your life

- - - [ Bugs ] - - -

☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Ark: Survival Evolved
☐ Lot of bugs (Can get annoying)
☐ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☑ Nothing (I've seen)

---[ Game Time ]---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Not too short
☐ Depends on you
☐ Long
☑ Very Long
☐ Endless

- - - [ Enjoyment ] - - -
☐ One long, tedious grind
☐ Better than mobile
☐ Fun at first, but gets old quick
☑ Consistently fun
☐ Can't stop playing, even though I should be finished

- - -[ Audience: ] - - -
☐ Your Mom probably would enjoy this
☐ Kids
☐ Everyone
☑ Everyone except kids
☑ Casual players
☐ Pro players
☑ People who plan to take one game and make it their life

- - - [ Graphics/Animation: ] - - -

☐ I want to poor bleach in my eyes
☐ MS-DOS
☐ Bad, but playable.
☐ Decent
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☑ You forget what reality is

---[ Price: ]---
☐ Free
☐ Buy now
☐ Worth the price
☑ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left
☐ Do not buy it
☐ Do not throw money into a trash can

- - - [ Requirements: ] - - -

☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ 90's PC
☐ Minimum
☐ Medium
☐ High end
☑ NASA computer

- - - [ Difficulty: ] - - -

☐ You just need 2 arms
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Average (Depends on the difficulty set)
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Only the best of the best can complete this game

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ A bit grindy...sometimes
☐ Go back to the last village and shoot some more scarecrows
☐ Practically a full time job

- - - [ Story] - - -

☐ Only gameplay, doesn't include a story.
☐ There is a story, but most of the game is focused on gameplay.
☐ Better than nothing I suppose...
☐ Average.
☐ Decent.
☑ Amazing!
☐ It‘ll replace your life

- - - [ Bugs ] - - -

☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Ark: Survival Evolved
☑ Lot of bugs (Can get annoying)
☐ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☐ Nothing (I've seen)

---[ Game Time ]---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Not too short
☐ Depends on you
☐ Long
☑ Very Long
☐ Endless

- - - [ Enjoyment ] - - -
☐ One long, tedious grind
☐ Better than mobile
☑ Fun at first, but gets old quick
☐ Consistently fun
☐ Can't stop playing, even though I should be finished

- - -[ Audience: ] - - -
☑ Your Mom probably would enjoy this
☐ Kids
☐ Everyone
☑ Everyone except kids
☑ Casual players
☑ Pro players
☑ People who plan to take one game and make it their life

- - - [ Graphics/Animation: ] - - -

☐ I want to poor bleach in my eyes
☐ MS-DOS
☐ Bad, but playable.
☐ Decent
☑ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ You forget what reality is

---[ Price: ]---
☐ Free
☐ Buy now
☑ Worth the price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left
☐ Do not buy it
☐ Do not throw money into a trash can

- - - [ Requirements: ] - - -

☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ 90's PC
☐ Minimum
☐ Medium
☑ High end
☐ NASA computer

- - - [ Difficulty: ] - - -

☐ You just need 2 arms
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Average (Depends on the difficulty set)
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Only the best of the best can complete this game

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing
☑ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ A bit grindy...sometimes
☐ Go back to the last village and shoot some more scarecrows
☐ Practically a full time job

- - - [ Story] - - -

☑ Only gameplay, doesn't include a story.
☐ There is a story, but most of the game is focused on gameplay.
☐ Better than nothing I suppose...
☐ Average.
☐ Decent.
☐ Amazing!
☐ It‘ll replace your life

- - - [ Bugs ] - - -

☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Ark: Survival Evolved
☐ Lot of bugs (Can get annoying)
☐ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☑ Nothing (I've seen)

---[ Game Time ]---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Not too short
☑ Depends on you
☐ Long
☐ Very Long
☐ Endless

- - - [ Enjoyment ] - - -
☐ One long, tedious grind
☐ Better than mobile
☐ Fun at first, but gets old quick
☐ Consistently fun
☑ Can't stop playing, even though I should be finished

- - -[ Audience: ] - - -
☐ Your Mom probably would enjoy this
☐ Kids
☐ Everyone
☐ Everyone except kids
☑ Casual players
☐ Pro players
☐ People who plan to take one game and make it their life

- - - [ Graphics/Animation: ] - - -

☐ I want to poor bleach in my eyes
☐ MS-DOS
☐ Bad, but playable.
☐ Decent
☐ Good
☑ Beautiful
☐ You forget what reality is

---[ Price: ]---
☐ Free
☐ Buy now
☐ Worth the price
☑ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left
☐ Do not buy it
☐ Do not throw money into a trash can

- - - [ Requirements: ] - - -

☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ 90's PC
☐ Minimum
☐ Medium
☑ High end
☐ NASA computer

- - - [ Difficulty: ] - - -

☐ You just need 2 arms
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Average (Depends on the difficulty set)
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Only the best of the best can complete this game

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ A bit grindy...sometimes
☐ Go back to the last village and shoot some more scarecrows
☐ Practically a full time job

- - - [ Story] - - -

☐ Only gameplay, doesn't include a story.
☐ There is a story, but most of the game is focused on gameplay.
☐ Better than nothing I suppose...
☐ Average.
☑ Decent.
☐ Amazing!
☐ It‘ll replace your life

- - - [ Bugs ] - - -

☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Ark: Survival Evolved
☐ Lot of bugs (Can get annoying)
☑ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☐ Nothing (I've seen)

---[ Game Time ]---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Not too short
☐ Depends on you
☑ Long
☐ Very Long
☐ Endless

- - - [ Enjoyment ] - - -
☐ One long, tedious grind
☐ Better than mobile
☑ Fun at first, but gets old quick
☐ Consistently fun
☐ Can't stop playing, even though I should be finished

- - -[ Audience: ] - - -
☐ Your Mom probably would enjoy this
☐ Kids
☐ Everyone
☐ Everyone except kids
☑ Casual players
☐ Pro players
☐ People who plan to take one game and make it their life

- - - [ Graphics/Animation: ] - - -

☐ I want to poor bleach in my eyes
☐ MS-DOS
☐ Bad, but playable.
☐ Decent
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☑ You forget what reality is

---[ Price: ]---
☐ Free
☑ Buy now
☐ Worth the price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left
☐ Do not buy it
☐ Do not throw money into a trash can

- - - [ Requirements: ] - - -

☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ 90's PC
☐ Minimum
☐ Medium
☑ High end
☐ NASA computer

- - - [ Difficulty: ] - - -

☐ You just need 2 arms
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Average (Depends on the difficulty set)
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Only the best of the best can complete this game

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ A bit grindy...sometimes
☐ Go back to the last village and shoot some more scarecrows
☐ Practically a full time job

- - - [ Story] - - -

☐ Only gameplay, doesn't include a story.
☐ There is a story, but most of the game is focused on gameplay.
☐ Better than nothing I suppose...
☐ Average.
☐ Decent.
☑ Amazing!
☐ It‘ll replace your life

- - - [ Bugs ] - - -

☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Ark: Survival Evolved
☐ Lot of bugs (Can get annoying)
☐ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☑ Nothing (I've seen)

---[ Game Time ]---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Not too short
☐ Depends on you
☑ Long
☐ Very Long
☐ Endless

- - - [ Enjoyment ] - - -
☐ One long, tedious grind
☐ Better than mobile
☐ Fun at first, but gets old quick
☑ Consistently fun
☐ Can't stop playing, even though I should be finished

- - -[ Audience: ] - - -
☐ Your Mom probably would enjoy this
☐ Kids
☐ Everyone
☐ Everyone except kids
☑ Casual players
☐ Pro players
☐ People who plan to take one game and make it their life

- - - [ Graphics/Animation: ] - - -

☐ I want to poor bleach in my eyes
☐ MS-DOS
☐ Bad, but playable.
☐ Decent
☑ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ You forget what reality is

---[ Price: ]---
☐ Free
☐ Buy now
☑ Worth the price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left
☐ Do not buy it
☐ Do not throw money into a trash can

- - - [ Requirements: ] - - -

☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ 90's PC
☐ Minimum
☐ Medium
☑ High end
☐ NASA computer

- - - [ Difficulty: ] - - -

☐ You just need 2 arms
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Average (Depends on the difficulty set)
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Only the best of the best can complete this game

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ A bit grindy...sometimes
☐ Go back to the last village and shoot some more scarecrows
☐ Practically a full time job

- - - [ Story] - - -

☐ Only gameplay, doesn't include a story.
☑ There is a story, but most of the game is focused on gameplay.
☐ Better than nothing I suppose...
☐ Average.
☐ Decent.
☐ Amazing!
☐ It‘ll replace your life

- - - [ Bugs ] - - -

☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Ark: Survival Evolved
☐ Lot of bugs (Can get annoying)
☐ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☑ Nothing (I've seen)

---[ Game Time ]---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Not too short
☑ Depends on you
☐ Long
☐ Very Long
☐ Endless

- - - [ Enjoyment ] - - -
☐ One long, tedious grind
☐ Better than mobile
☐ Fun at first, but gets old quick
☑ Consistently fun
☐ Can't stop playing, even though I should be finished

Might just be an issue with me but the audio after the starting shots just isn't there. if anyone has a fix let me know.

Edit: Game doesn't work with Steelseries Wireless Headsets for some reason, but otherwise the game is a 10/10 story wise

They ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ruined it with this new patch

The destruction. Thats it.

It's still good after 100 hours

Edit: its been 200 hours.

Its been 300