Recent reviews by weissup

do yourself a favor and experience this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing ♥♥♥♥ for yourself, dont be a punk, be in cyberpunk

BIG NOTE: it supports ultrawide straight out of the box. do not be fooled by the demo!!!!!


prereq to LOVING this game:
+ worked in any office any where in the world in the past 10 years

this game hits hard.
+ hella ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ relatable with incredible writing
+ it is filled to the brim with humor, memes and a fresh new take on dungeon crawling, bringing LIFE to a typically one-dimensional genre.
+ the aesthetic with psychedelic colors are clearly inspired by the the ubiquitous vector illustrations found on stock websites describing the many abstract energies businesses love to pretend to have (like TEAMWORK)
+ it vibes off the startup unicorn bubble of the past couple decades but the cynical observations of everyday working life are S P O T O N for anyone who has ever lived a life as part of any office environment
+ i have actually never experienced a game of more solid game design in recent years; it doesn't stagnante you when you fail runs and actually lets you progress in the game plotwise through non-linear experience of in-game events and dialogue. it redesigns experiences based on choices (try skipping the cutscene from the beginning in a new game and see for yourself!!!). even the dialogue screens are innovatively framed. i ADMIRE it from a design standpoint.

this is...a game...with insane personality and playability. i hope it goes big. i am snobby as all hell when it comes to video games and this one is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gem.

i refunded the game because im bad at it but its fun if you like mario party and have no friends irl

♥♥♥♥
this
game

you think you are playing this game for an open world RPG, nope you are wrong

all i do
all YOU'RE gonna do
is play gwent
its stupid
i bet
this is what they said
developer 1: "aye bro stop developing witcher 3 we got to play this hearthstone game blizzard put out its pretty good"
developer 2 : "wtf hearthstone sucks bro i can do better than that"
developer 1: "lmao sif you can, prove it"
developer 2: "♥♥♥♥ ye i can im gon make one and make it a mini game in witcher 3"
developer 1: "k so wat u gon call it"
developer 2: "GWENT: Glorious Witcher Entertainment Neverending Trap"
developer 1: "aight if it gets popular we're gonna port it into a standalone game"

♥♥♥♥ this game i lost my life to a card game INSIDE a rpg

super fun and ridiculous!!!