Hey... I saw you from across the Overpass. At first I thought you were a Mirage, but it turns out that you were the raging Inferno inside my loins. You ignited a passion that was once Ancient, but now blooms like the mushroom cloud from a Nuke, spreading hot white energy and Dust, too, across my body. Anyway, I just thought you should know that your beauty hit me like a Train and left me feeling Vertigo when I finally came back to earth...

wonk

hey~

you win :(

unlock your comments please

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im calling danni AND hannah

me when watterson: oooooh im so sad ooooh noooo

hey did you get banned from apex? not surprised

cheater cheater pumpkin eater hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaa

hey, get in

Yo man I heard youre looking for mentoring - add me on discord

omg can i be the blue one

Hey its me alvin wanna join the chimpmunks

added for becoming friends :^)

Not my birthday wat is bro wafflin about

i got this guy on the phone callin about glorp something? I need some answers man, im pressed here

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glorp type shi

this is glorpshit

hey exile big fan

can u sign my item for 1 key + giftwrap

Glorp

His justice will be delivered when the time is right

You Were Accosted By Spring Rolls, RGL Criminal Extraordinaire. Are You Gonna Take That?

glorp

COME TO BRAZIL

Really Dude? Pubstomping? Be Better.

I appreciate you pubstomping competitive, the influx of vetted pub players spawn camping with medics has made the game far more appreciable!

I appreciate you pubstomping competitive, the influx of vetted pub players spawn camping with medics has made the game far more appreciable!

6k hours on the game and you're crying about pubstompers. brother you should be pub stomping by now. Get better

Have you considered putting in the same level effort and dedication they put in to get where they are skill wise instead of lamenting that they're good?

I appreciate you pubstomping casual, the influx of vetted competitive players spawn camping with medics has made the game far more appreciable!

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hey, just politely requesting that you stop contacting me. my wife and children are getting scared at this point. i don't want to have to involve law enforcement. thank you

Merry mUse-mas! See you in the mUseYear!🫂🤘🏻

I AM GRIMEYMAN18

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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pubbed with you

cut it out man