楚德滅絕事件迫近。世界各國政府已經破產。我將很快失蹤。

caught him conked at the helm faded on opiates, this treachery will be the demise of china

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-rep After a good game in Halo, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great gaming and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Halo LAN party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, I pushed him against the wall and started nibbling his ear, he felt my hard ♥♥♥♥ push against his leg. Turns out he wasn't gay. Don't trust this guy.

Today, I saw a pigeon land on my balcony and I absolutely lost my ♥♥♥♥. I was struck with a primal urge to assert male dominance and went out, grabbed the pigeon, took it into my bathroom, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it raw over my toilet bowl. It felt good to show the pigeon who’s boss like how people do it in prison. My ♥♥♥♥ barely fit inside his small ass, and for a moment I thought my thrusts could kill or severely injure him. He started cooing and moaning, and he came all over my toilet bowl. I finished inside him raw.

I took him back to the balcony and released him so that he could tell all his friends how I humiliated him and pounded a gaping hole in his ass prison style.

looks like i'll have to twist it off.. nothin personnel kid....

I hate having a head

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ur mom jeff

dis is washertown now boi

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i accepted ur friend. pay up now. i want tribute. i demand at least a ghastly gibus preferable strange. you have until sunset or ul b put to hang

nvm

someone buy me garfield kart

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+rep helped me pick out a nice pair of panties for mother's day

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rice dream

nice meme

good job, dude

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trybophobia 4 leaf amirite

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If you don't post this in 5 comment section you'll suffer pro-pain

agreed

quickscope simulator is the best game ever made

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