Q: Are you a real Grill?
A: No. I'm neither hot, nor very good with meat.

Q: Are you a Girl?
A: No. As I passed puberty a long time ago; I am a woman, not a girl.

Q: Are you a 12 year old?
A: No. See above.

Q: How old are you then?
A: That's a rude question to ask a lady. Learn some manners.

Q: Will you marry me?
A: No, polygamy is illegal here. I'm happily married!

Q: Are you from New Zealand?
A: Yes. I was born in NZ, but I went to highschool in Brisbane. I live back in NZ again, now.

Q: Can I have tit pics?
A: Sorry I don't have tits.

Q: Are you fat?
A: So fat.

Q: What rank are you?
A: A bad one.

Q: Is that really you?
A: Yes.