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If someone says they are Napoleon, society agrees they are insane. That's a terrible sign of the oppression that Trans-Napoleons, such as myself face on a daily basis.

Every day I try to live my life in accordance with my inner identity as Emperor of the French and Protector of the Rhine Confederations. Every day I am mocked. Children come up to me in the street and yell "You'll never be real emperor!" or "You'll never lead the Grand Annee against the army of Tsar Alexander."

All I want is what other Napoleons have: absolute power over the French Empire and its satellites in Europe, plus a dedicated Corps of Imperial Guards and a palace to live in. But I can't even move into the Palais de Versailles without policemen trying to arrest me. You cis-identitied people get to live in your natural homes, but if I try to move into my home I get arrested.

So have a heart, mes amis. Start working for greater social justice for Trans-Napoleons such as myself. Vive la France, vive I'empereur.

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