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⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣾⣶⣶⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣧
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⠀⣰⠏⠑⢷⠀⠀⡸⠋⠀⠸⣄⠀𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚊𝚣𝚎.
⠘⢅⡀⠀⠀⡷⠒⢧⣀⣀⡤⠊⠀
⠀⣠⠞⠛⠉⢇⣀⣸⠀⠉⠳⡄ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚒𝚛.
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⠀⠀⠑⠊⠁⣇⣀⡀⡸⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚞𝚖𝚎.
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⢟⠲⢄⡀⠉⠲⡄⡇⠀⠀⠀ 𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚍𝚛𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐.
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⠀⠀⠈⠓⠢⠤⠬⢿⡀⠀ -⠀𝑀𝒶𝓉𝓈𝓊𝑜 𝐵𝒶𝓈𝒽𝑜⠀⠀
This guy is trying tot scam me while pretending to be u.
https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/id/vladopard3
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幢儂儼巓襴緲′ `守枢i磬廛
嚠篩I縒縡夢'´ `守峽f
蚌紕襴緲′ +REP ‘守畝
f瓲軌揄′ ,gf毯綴
鳫襴鑿緲 奪寔f厦
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let's play together legend C:
>Decide to play this bad boy with the boys on discord
>I load up the game and stream it to the vc
>Out first character name was the entire Darth Plagues copypasta (there is no name character limit lmao)
>Name so big it renders the text illegible
>Our new name is Jimmy Jim Bob, son of Billie Joe Bob
>Go to Uni
>As we step out of the car, we hit on every woman we come across
>Sexual harassment simulator.jpeg
>As we step inside our dorm room, we meet our roommate Imre
>mfw first thing he says is "There are some hot girls next door, so I'll try to listen in on all the sexy stuff through the walls hahahh"
>Pretty sure he is a rapist
>mfw
>Jimmy Jim Bob is settling in and sexually harassing every woman he lays eyes upon
>First sex scene comes up
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