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You say Miley Cyrus-I say KoRn
You say T-Pain- say Slipknot
You say Kanye-I say Metallica
You say Pink-I say Iron Maiden
You say Lady Gaga-I say Linkin Park
You say Hip Hop-i say Rock
You say Pop-I scream Metal!!!
You say hanah montana-i ******* punch you in the face
92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this message to another 5 profiles. Dont let rock die.
I invited him to my house for a frats party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay and now I miss him
>cant fap into the shower because that would clog it
>can only acquire tissues through mom, not allowed packs of my own
>mom carefully documents each tissue i use in an excel table, and for what purpose
I'm 22 btw. What the ♥♥♥♥ do I do?
My femboy friend caught me jerking off. Scared the ♥♥♥♥ out of me. It just happened to be at the same time I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ too. My nut landed on his face.
Long story short, I have to ♥♥♥♥ him daily so he won't tell my gf.
Am I gay?
I (19M) like to play with my penis (62cm) a lot, until it gets to the fun part (+500 dopamine level) and then I stop after that. However today when I was doing the exact same thing, when I reached the fun part a white liquid came out (87km/h) of my penis (62cm). It has never happened before, so I went to my mom (32F) to tell about it, she (32F) looked at me with disgust and went (0.04km/h) to her room
Hi guys, first time posting here, I’m Japanese and my English is ok level.
So hear me out, I’m not trying to imply anything here, just found a weird pattern.
I’ve been successful on Nofap. I’m like 6 months PMO free thanks to you guys inspiring me. I eat stoic diet like broccoli, egg, salad chicken etc… I rarely eat junk food, like once in a month. And I have wet dreams also once in a month frequency, and you know what, it always happens the day I ate McDonald’s.
This is not conspiracy theory or ♥♥♥♥, I’m just curious why, do you guys think junk food have some kind of stuff that makes you horny.
Dumb post I know
I’m 5,8 196 with bulk abs and a huge chest.
But most of the people I get simping for me are girls.
I used to get a lot of trans girls and femboys on my ♥♥♥♥ when I first started having sex and couldn’t get females because I was introverted and skinny fat.
But once I start taking sarms and dieting and training for mass I noticed the femboys didn’t like me as much at all.
There were 3 femboys at my group home I lived at for 3 months none of them showed me interest.
My personality changed from introverted and nerdy computer science student, to extroverted party guy and the femboys seemed to slip away.
I get more attention from females now (which is cool for ego I guess).
I mean I have a big ♥♥♥♥ but no femboy wants to Molly and poppers with me anymore.
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