I 👁 like 💖 the 👏 feeling 😜 of 💦 pooping my 👨 pants. 👖 Especially when 🍑 it's 🕛 a 👌 nice 🔥 big 🍆 hard 🍆 turd. Just 👏 gently 👅 pushing it 💯 out, 💯 feeling 😜 it 💯 stretch 💥 my 👨 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, 🍑 then 😮 suck 🐓 it 💯 right 👌 back 🔙 up. 🔺 But 🍑 sometimes 🕒 I 👁 eventually just 👏 go 🏃 all 💯 out. 💯 I 👁 push 🏽 and 👏 push 🏽 and 👏 let 🙆 the 👏 poop 💩 fill 💉 up 🔺 my 👨 pants. 👖 Do 👌 I 👁 change? 🚼 No. 🙅 I 👁 sometimes 🕒 sit 💺 on 🔛 it 💯 for 🍆 a 👌 day 🌞 or 💁 two. 💏 Let 🙆 the 👏 outer layer get 🔟 all 💯 crusty 🍞 while 🕗 there 👌 remains 😥 a 👌 gooey center.

♥♥♥♥♥, 😤 I just sat 😒 through a 👏🏼 4 👏🏼HOUR 👏🏼 DINNER with your 😱phat 😱ass at 🍇Olive 🍇Garden 🍇and you're 😨 saying 😨you 😱don't want to succ🙃 my long 🍆👀scoober🍆👀 doober 💦 out the back of my 💯1997 💯Honda 💯Civic???? ♥♥♥♥♥ 😒u trippin 🅱️👌🏼

I 👁 need 👉 you 💦 to 👈 do 👌 something 😅 for 🍆 me. I need 👉 you 👈 to 💦 find 🔭 the 👏 nearest scrabble set, 📐 get 🔟 all 💯 of 💦 the 👏 pieces with 👏 letters on 🔛 them, 💦 and 👏 eat 👉 them 💦 all. Then, find 🔭 the 👏 strongest 💪 laxatives that 😐 you 👈 can 💦 and 👏 consume them. Then when 🍑 you've 👈 shat out 💯 a 👌 bunch 🍼 of 💦 scrabble letters, inbox me 😭 what 😦 they 👥 say. Because that 😐 will 👏 probably 😻 make 🖕 more 🍗 sense 💰 than 👉 anything 😯 you 👈 will 👏 say 🗣 intentionally, you 👈 illiterate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. 😱

IT'S OUR 🇺🇸NATION'S 🇺🇸 BIRTHDAY 🎊🎉🎉 PATRI-SLUTS😋😋😩 AND IT HAS A BIIIG 😉💯🍆👅 PRESENT FOR YOU!!1! OUR DADDY 👨👀🍆💦 UNCLE SAM 🔥🔥🔥WANTS YoU😘😩🎊😏! HE's BRINGING his STAR 🌟✨⭐️SPANGLED 💥⚡️🔥BONER 🙇😯🎉😩😩 TO GIVE YOU FREE🅱️OM TO HOE‼️ BUTT😉 that's not ALL. HE'S gonna launch his rocket 🚀😩😋 into your HO(m)E OF THE BRAVE🍑🍑🍑 and EXPLODE✨💥😩 in your SPACIOUS SKIES👉👌👌👌. IF YOUve DECLARED your HOEDEPENDENCE 😩👉👌🇺🇸 DADDY will eat that ASS😩😋 like apple 🍎 pie 😋🇺🇸👌💯. iF yoUVE been a COMMIE 😡😤👺🖕❌❌ NO FREEDOM CUMMIES FOR U! 😣🍆💦💦❌🙅😔😔 send this to 2️⃣5️⃣ SONS of LIBERTITTY 👦👦🔥💦😜 & you'll get Daddy SAMs' MEGA THICC PATRIODICK‼️😜😜🔥🔥🍆💦💦🎉🎁💦😩😩😍

you ever read your messages?