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sold me fent

found this anime i think you would really like but o forgot what it was called... something with evangel idk

Exactly gag him sis

-rep shoulder spamming paul player go back to yellow ranks

ghey af
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Ever hear of Extreme Battles? They're a little different from regular fights-a little more WILD. Try it out, and let your instincts take over!

ganked the ♥♥♥♥ out of this guy with my boy denny menchia lol git gud parry spammer

uhh excuse me. did you rlly make the ramen noodle?? bc that shii keeping me alive... real talk..

she sucking on my shai hulud til im muad dib

that's a lot more than 7 days stupid ass

July 27th, 2043, 14:22:39

reported to steam as a death threat - have fun with your community ban

you will die in 7 days.

im taking this ♥♥♥♥ to court bro

can i get 20 nuggets with da sauce if you know what i mean

You have seven days to live.

love you my brother, stay up, you fleel me?

hey, gomenasai I saw your profile and boku just thought kimi looked kawaii in your picture, I honto ni wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see on-nanoko playing bideogēmu haha! boku don't know why its a shounen thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making bento. We should really play nekopara sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of kowai moments, but daijoubu desu, ill be there to protect kimi gomenasai that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture gomenasai was that too far? honto ni moshiwakearimasen ore really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really sugoi and tanoshi xxx moshi moshi

thanks for that

bro kinda ass at tekken but still cool

stfu i have 9 hours >:-(

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wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

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Hi.

hi there ;)) decided to add u cuz u looked cute... maybe u want 2 date watashi?? ;w;

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die

hi

Doesn't play hand simulator on demand

effective.
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ok

maybe?

yes

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Ostriches have terrible ground fighting skills. If you can manage to get behind one, cinch your arm around its neck tightly and use your momentum to fall to one side. While on the ground and keeping hold of the neck, make sure to chop the throat repeatedly until the bird loses consciousness.

Or is it that Vietnamese people are just really proud of their culture, so they like to fib about the skills everyone else has? And then when tested with an apple, all Vietnamese people are just so confident that they're awesome enough to do it that they just brute-force the apple in half?
Or was there a meeting once, and all Vietnamese people realized that they could help each other by making wild fruit claims about the skills of the Vietnamese so that they could trick dumb white boys like me into giving them free fruit to test their powers?
I would welcome any data anyone else can offer on this. My sample size is admittedly small, about 8 Vietnamese people, so this could just be a statistical fluke. But when 6 people, who have almost certainly never met each other before, independently claim that all Vietnamese people have fruit powers, it makes you wonder whether it might just be true.

Then I always ask if that's just how people in Vietnam eat apples, and they always say "No, we just eat them the normal way, but all Vietnamese people can rip them in half if they want to."
I truly don't know if I'm being trolled or not. If I ask the question and have an apple, I'll always give it to the person who claims they can do this, and they always can, so there's some truth to it... but I cannot figure out why, in my experience, almost all Vietnamese people claim that all Vietnamese people can rip apples in half. That's a weird thing to claim. How are they so sure about what every other Vietnamese person can do? Are they implying that Laotians and Thai people can't do this? Is it a special trick they teach only in Vietnam? I would never claim that "All Americans can juggle" or that "All white people can juggle"... See, I don't even know if they're suggesting it's a racial trait, or a cultural skill.

I had a Vietnamese roommate in college. One time someone mentioned apples and my roommate said he could rip them in half. We all called ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and so he did it to shut us up. It was pretty cool. But then he claimed that "All Vietnamese people can do it." That didn't sound right.
So now whenever I meet a new Vietnamese person, I ask (in as polite and not creepy and not racist a way as I can) if they can rip an apple in half, and I'll be damned if every person I've ever asked goes "Yeah, sure!" Also, most of them follow up with "...all Vietnamese people can rip apples in half."

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