I once asked a philosopher why the wind changes direction;
he whispered your name and vanished into a bowl of cereal
The birds know.
The chairs know.
The shadows know.
The doorknobs know.
The forgotten receipts in distant pockets know—
they hum softly when you walk by.

I know.

And if someday the sky folds itself into a gentle triangle
for reasons no historian can explain,
everyone will understand:
it was merely following your example.

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It's COOL to be bald!
Post this on the wall of a hairless friend and tell them how COOL they are

Added because I'm a decent cs player looking to branch out and gain conections in the community. Also, I'd be down to pug sometimes if you'd be up for it. I'm quite active, I'm everyday. Would be cool if you added me. <3

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