随机中文短语 23

ma name jeff

vg? vg? vg? vg? vg? vg?

most stupid person on earth

ggvg

Bro what

World peace soon

Boy you is some fallen

yawa bangaa ninyo oy igna imong mga amigo pag bigti. apil nalnag pud kahahaahahgahahahahaha

Here’s to a New Year filled with high FPS, low ping, and epic wins! May your loot be legendary, and your gaming chair extra comfy. Happy 2025, gamer friend! 🎮 🎄 🚀

idiot

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

i just wanna talk tuah

add me bro i am the lion

science has proved that sugar melts in water, so please don't walk in the rain, otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like you!!

went to sweetheart planet and everyone said they knew you

ZENDAYA HAS ARRIVED TO THE MET GALA

estrogen dealer!

I laughed out loud while my 6'9 athletic self can't fit in my Lamborghini Ruvuelto and my Bugatti Divo, So I just sat in my 27million mansion 😭😭

hte real april foule… was you.
for thinkjghing I did not care abou you.
my friende.

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If you are a beautiful, friendly and sweet girl, someone will put this in your comments.
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hello i am so down bad for this guy i think we will get married just so that everyone knows(upvote)

Dota addict

Lmao 15 matches 4 wins kekw
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/915895211

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-rep toxic player
agree with vERT1gO

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If you are homie, someone will put this in your comments.
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He's a noob. His mom left for a different man other than his bio-father. Sadly, after that he lost his mental balance and became toxic to his very core. Please send prayers so hi gets well soon.

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If you are n1gger, someone will put this in your comments.
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If you are swag, someone will put this in your comments.
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If you are swag, someone will put this in your comments.
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-report trashdog player

favourite listen alonger!!!!!

I just wanna kiss you

type

beggie

heh

The best Lion, Shaman, Grimstroke, Ogre and Jakiro player to ever touch the game.

+REP Therapist

eggwoh

bhai setting karva de aunty police chinaal aunty

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party.
When he arrived, He came close to me and said "I want your mouse". I thought he forgot to bring his mouse so I gave him a mouse. But he said "not this mouse". And he started to stare at me. And all of a sudden he grabbed my D**K and he said "this mouse". I slapped him and kicked him out of my house.
Don't trust this gay.
Saavdhan raho satark raho.

Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! \*eyes pop out\* AROOOOOOOOGA! \*jaw drops tongue rolls out\* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF \*tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach\* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr \*tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart\* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... \*heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt\* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ~

what da dog doin

Today I saw an imposter being sus. I asked him “are you the imposter” and he said “stop being sus bro” so I went to my mom and she asked why I was running to emergency meeting table. I said because red sus, and she said OMG SUS YOU SAID SUS YOURE IMPOSTER then i watched a pewdiepie live stream and he was playing amogus. I said in the chat “why are you playing amogus. He said because sus then I was at the gas station and found a garbage can that looked like an amogus. I asked the manager why it looked like amogus and he said because sus then I saw an amogus potion at the gas station and I said “this is the sussest thing I’ve ever seen.” I bought it for 69 cents and I asked the cashier why it was 69 cents. He said because funny then I went home and I drank the potion and it tasted kinda sus. Then my skin started turning cyan. I asked why and the bottle said because sus and then my face turned into amogus. Then shortly after, i became cyan imposter from amogus.

no one really knows what vg means. is he vedio gaemr?!??! kinda sus ngl. beware

farewell </3

me hungy