Ever since I first discovered masturbation, a world of possibilities has opened up to me. Whenever I open up the good old fashioned internet explorer, I no longer wonder "Why am I here?" or "Why don't my grandchildren call me?"; Instead, I ask the internet machine "Where can I find the hottest anime titties on the web?" (@blackpeoplemeet.com), or "If there were two guys on the moon and one guy killed the other with a rock, would that be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up or what?"

Madeline if you're reading this, I want you to know that I miss you

Crips 4 lyfe,

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