I'm here at my grandmother's house
Where I'm catsitting for her while she's in the hospital

Now I don't know if her white P***y is nocturnal or what but I keep hearing these strange sounds coming from the kitchen

Holy s**t
It's the slenderman and he's cooking hotdogs on the stove

Hey you hungry home invader
Stop raiding our refrigerator

Yikes
He just whacked me with a warm wiener
Twice

Wait you ain't got no lips
How the hell can you eat potato chips (Woah)

Knock it off you skinny ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Quit stealing our food
And go buy a freaking sandwich (you bony bastard)

Look at this place
It's a disaster