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49.1 hrs on record (14.0 hrs at review time)
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omg
Posted 21 April.
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61.9 hrs on record (20.3 hrs at review time)
Some of the most fun I've had in years. Feels different than any other skating game. You really have to work for your tricks, and the consistency of those tricks. Especially if you've downloaded mods and made the game a bit more realistic. That's another thing, the fact that we can download mods to make our game feel the way WE want it to feel, and skate the spots WE want to skate, with unlimited support from the devs is incredible. 10/10.
Posted 23 January, 2021.
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58.8 hrs on record (9.8 hrs at review time)
buy this
Posted 7 December, 2019.
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10.3 hrs on record
The audio is beautiful, otherwise, really a rather boring game.
Posted 22 October, 2018.
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2 people found this review funny
51.3 hrs on record (43.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
So unbalanced that the replay value is little to none, it's fun at first because it reminds you of smash, but holy ♥♥♥♥ man it's nothing like it. All there is are little 12 year old kids spamming w gloves. No one can actually play tech in this game until you reach a highler level, it's entirely throw your weapon and spam the same smash move, no versatility. The game barely becomes about timing, because anyone with gloves is immiediately going to win against someone without, theres 0 skill in using them, grab throw, grab throw, grab throw, punch, smash, dead, every time. There's no skill in playing this game. Entirely busted system. Anyone playing it plays it because it's easy to win, not because they're good at the game, they might think they're good, but we all know they aren't.

10/10 would uninstall again.
Posted 21 August, 2017.
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7.0 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Maybe if hi-rez gave a f*ck about balancing their game, making sure that every god is equal in the amount of skill needed to play, and making sure that each god does an equal amount of damage/ an equal amount of crowd control is 100% necessary in order for them to have the right to release new, half finished gods/ content, fix your games before you continue to ♥♥♥♥ upon the game that everyone once had hope for.
Posted 14 June, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
107.7 hrs on record (77.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I've played my time, I think it's about time I write a review.

This game, for the first month or so, was awesome. Everything about it, including the fact that I didn't have to pay for Overwatch was extremely worth my while. Overwatch, which I own now, is honestly not that fun, it's cool, but doesn't have enough new content to keep anyone entertained. Back to Paladins...

Paladins itself, is an insanely broken game. Only a handful of the heroes are actually viable, and those that aren't are completely god awful. The imbalance in this game is insane, for example, Viktor. Viktor is a soldier hero, his abilities allow him to sprint - throw a grenade - and - you guessed it - aim down his sights. Viktor is the only hero in the game able to do this, besides the single sniper hero, Kinessa. Now, the problem with being able to aim down your sights, and why it's such an unfair advantage, is that his rifle is a damn laser beam. Not an ounce of recoil, not a shred of spread, just aim, and kill. Being able to zoom in on opponents without even having to really aim, because the hitbox is disgusting, isn't something that any first person shooter should hold. Considering that every other hero at least has one, or more weaknesses, and that Viktor's picked in EVERY SINGLE GAME YOU'LL EVER PLAY, really makes me question why the game even continues to have active players. Seriously, every ranked game is a rush to which team can get Viktor first, or who can pick Androxus, or who can pick Fernando.

What the devs actually need to do, instead of playing with themselves in the corner of hi-rez's offices, is work on the overall balance of the game, work on the playability of each character before releasing one every few weeks, when the game's still in beta. Isn't the beta of a game released to see what problems a game has so that the devs can work on them, and hopefully fix them before the games release? Because I haven't seen anyone do a single thing to make this game worth playing, all I see is the same wasteland I saw 30 hours of playtime earlier, an unfinished game that continues to release unfinished products, wasting the time of the players, and wasting the time of the company, because this game isn't going to last more than another year if they keep it up.

Instead of just "knowing people are going to play it" and constantly using the game to make money, how about you make a decent ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game, or at least finish your garbage games before dangling a bone in front of us like dogs, treating us like the game's eventually going to be in it's final stage, but you know damn well it's staying the way it is. Sick of your ♥♥♥♥ hi-rez. Uninstalling Paladins once and for-all.

If you want good devs, and a game that will keep satisfied, and not craving more of what they can't even offer, don't even think about downloading this sad, pathetic game.
Posted 6 June, 2017.
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460.9 hrs on record (240.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
First of all, this games amazing, don't take what I'm going to say about the ban system as a reason not to get it, it's worth more than 30 dollars, considering the amount of updates that are consistently released, and their constant feedback/ reationship with the community. But, things are honestly getting out of hand lately.

Please stop banning people for suspiscion of stream-sniping. Raging streamers over-reacting to deaths caused by camping is a huge threat to anyone that plays this game, hundreds of people are getting banned because they've honked and there happened to be a streamer in their game, or they were sitting in a house, looting, then someone storms their house, they happen to kill the intruder, said intruder happens to be a semi-popular streamer, in a fit of rage he contacts the devs of the game demanding that sniping has gone too far and they die too often to people sitting in buildings, they just have to be sniping. What about the rest of us? Come on, every single one of us has died to someone like that, we've all experienced the guy in the corner with the S12K ready to blow your brains out. Okay, so you see the same guy 5 games in a row in the same drop zone every time, you assume he's stream sniping you, anyone would be annoyed by that, of course he should be banned, but lately streamers don't seem to really give a ♥♥♥♥ about anything, anyone they die to within the first 10 minutes of the game is immiediately sniping them, and innocent players are getting banned because of it, I've seen too many threads about people getting banned from this, it's not right.
Posted 4 June, 2017. Last edited 13 September, 2017.
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63.1 hrs on record (39.9 hrs at review time)
love the game. first few days of playing the game were rough, but after awhile I was able to hold my own. starting off i'd recommend having someone else to play with, I had a friend who bought it with me, we learned together and it made it an overall better experience.

the overall gameplay experience is how a game in this category should play and feel. there's a decent amount of maps, not all of them are good, or really playable, honestly. maps like buhriz, sinjar, panj, and ministry have good layouts and are usually a decent time playing, unless you get the casual team killer or someone who is map hacking, which happens on occasion.

in terms of hitboxes, they're pretty good, sometimes it feels like im shooting at a wall, but usually everything's okay.

you get the point, the games worth ten bucks, if you don't feel like spending that then catch it on a sale or something for like 3 bucks.
Posted 15 May, 2017.
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