THEY SAY I GOT DAT DRIP - CUZ I MAKE YO ANUS LEAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Cutie

"Rosshin-Bootyhul-pup" = ven you BOP da bootyhole soooooo hurd dat you meek stalin veel dat ♥♥♥♥ in his sphincter, anal prolapse immediately proceeds the bootyhul pup and the sheet vulls un ur cowch.

lil homie dun gotta lil baby deek, lil homie dun gotta lil baby deeeeeeeeeek!

Adding Pugster & Echo to the list of people that think I cheat. Yes - they file their taxes jointly.

My chains, new gold watch, made in China
We play ping pong ball, made in China
給 ♥♥♥♥♥ 買點兒奢侈品 made in China
Yeah, Higher Brothers' black cab, made in China

My chains, new gold watch, made in China
We play ping pong ball, made in China
給 ♥♥♥♥♥ 買點兒奢侈品 made in China
Yeah, Higher Brothers' black cab, made in China

My chains, new gold watch, made in China
We play ping pong ball, made in China
給 ♥♥♥♥♥ 買點兒奢侈品 made in China
Yeah, Higher Brothers' black cab, made in China

So I put my hands up, I’m popping to my song, the terrorists fly away, noddin my head like yeahhhh, finger poppin like yeahhhh, ohhhhh whoahhhh whooahhhh it’s a party and I’m certainly gay!!!! Whooahhhhhhhohhhhhhh it’s a party and I’m certainly gay!!!

Your crosshair wavered, your aim went astray,
As my digital excrement came into play,
The chat erupted, “WTF?!” they cried,
And I smirked, knowing victory was on my side.

I pooped on your chest, oh what a sight,
While defusing the bomb, in the dead of night,
Counter-Strike forgotten, our rivalry ceased,
As I left my mark, a frag of a different beast.

The smell was virtual, but the laughter real,
As we both respawned, our fate now sealed,
No more headshots or tactical retreats,
Just the memory of that moment, forever sweet.


I pooped on your chest, oh what a sight,
While defusing the bomb, in the dead of night,
Counter-Strike forgotten, our rivalry ceased,
As I left my mark, a frag of a different beast.

So here’s to that match, a legend in lore,
Where victory smelled foul, but our spirits soared,
In the annals of gaming, our tale persists,
Of the day I pooped on you, my fragger, my twist. 🎮💩🎶

In the heat of battle, on a pixelated field,
Where bullets fly and friendships yield,
I was crouched behind a crate, my heart aflutter,
When you dropped a bombshell, a stinky gutter.

I pooped on your chest, oh what a sight,
While defusing the bomb, in the dead of night,
Counter-Strike forgotten, our rivalry ceased,
As I left my mark, a frag of a different beast.

so literally a mere 5 hours after i wrote this raging post, senior gaben blessed me. he ♥♥♥♥♥♥ granted me a vanilla stiletto knife, and I couldn't be happier. I love you gaben, and I will never speak ill of you again. can't promise on that part, but thank you.

you have literally been ass raping me with no lube gaben. you have given me nothing good for openings, nothing for tradeups, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ revolvers and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. you are scamming. you are literally robbing people. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ go to hell you piece of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stank ♥♥♥♥ infected anus wrinkle dripping duck butter. Your mother is such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ her tits lactate semen containing various sources of dna.

you've recently pulled an rsi and the new ak inheritance. lets relax a bit.

Scumbag ass Gaben still ain’t give me nothing. I opened up soo many capsules and got absolutely nothing. Ended up having to buy stickers from the market. Scumbag ass Gaben steady finger poppin his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ instead of giving me RSIs or red stickers. I’m gonna ♥♥♥♥ on your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ face Gaben. Aggressively and violently I might add.

Dear Gaben, thanks for continuing to let me open souvenir cases that are nothing but trash. I’ve probably opened up 50 of them or more and not received anything other than a blue or light blue. Stop scamming and at least give me something decent considering you didn’t even release stickers you dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Give me something good before I ♥♥♥♥ on your face. Scum mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ scallywag

Keep pulling trash from opening cases. Need an RSI asap. Praying to Gaben.

Thanks for the spectrum 2 case, but no thanks for the trash Aug Triqua. Wish I never even opened the thing.

Dear Gaben, thank you for blessing me with a new Field tested Inheritance AK-47. I promise to bust medullas and split wigz with this ♥♥♥♥♥. I promise to ♥♥♥♥ all over a mudda Duckas chest violently.

rage hacked in my last game. #banhimgaben

aimbot and walls

cheater

gets a hard on for calling cheats. +rep

Got an rsi safari mesh nomad but sold it. Finally got a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rsi from Gaben.

you got signed by a Daewoo Lanos ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Screwed on Caps again Gaben is the worst

Got screwed by Gaben on capsules today.

still no rsi gaben you scamminnnn mudda ducka

still no rsi gaben scammin

Still no rsi gaben out here scammin. Scumbag gaben.

ge ge

Signed by me, lets play csgo

Still no rsi or anything good.

still no rsi or anything remotely good, gaben you are terrible.

Still no rsi scammed on anubis cases, still no rsi scammed on capsules. Thanks for nothing Gaben.

Still no RSI. Scam confirmed again.

still no rsi. scam confirmed again.

still no rsi. scam confirmed

still no rsi valve you guys are rip off

still no rsi

Still no RSI. I hate you Gaben

signed by me :)

Praying to gaben to get good items from cases. Still haven’t gotten an RSI.

Praying to Gaben to get an RSI. I have spent a lot of money on cases and still no RSI. :(

+rep

has tiny pp

我之前跟你打过gogo

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Added you to play:D

Sup! lets play CSGO💓