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add me, please, superb tactical mind

I went out to applebees with him once and he ordered a 2 for 20 meal, but they got the wrong sauce on his second entree, and instead of explaining the mistake, he simply stared at the waiter and began loudly barking. The waiter somehow knew exactly what was wrong and had the order replaced with the correct entree in like 10 minutes. Always brings energy to the team games. 6.9/10

+ rep gives good back rubs

Deadly accuracy